He was cranky when we bathed him in the dishwasher.Quote:
Originally Posted by dunfree
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He was cranky when we bathed him in the dishwasher.Quote:
Originally Posted by dunfree
Fucking corporate Big Brother
Three years ago I went to a coffee shop while I was visiting my sister halfway across the country. The barista asked if I had a rewards number so I gave them my sisters phone number so she would get the points toward a free drink or whatever.
Fast forward to this year, we go to a coffee roaster in the PNW and she says she’s been getting texts from them about reward points! Which is crazy because she’s never been to this coffee shop. We figured someone put in the wrong phone number for their coffee here in WA and she’s been getting their points.
Well today I went to that shop again and she texted me that she just got more points! So it turned out this mystery points guy is me, somehow just paying with my card and her phone number in the Midwest attached my card to that account.
Call me a kook but I may go with all cash from here out.
n>1 of people I know that discovered sex toys first hand emptying the dish washerQuote:
Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
Cleanliness is next to godlinessQuote:
Originally Posted by dunfree
Square does this. Lots of places use Square. They link the credit card to a phone number.Quote:
Originally Posted by Falcon3
Roosters and chip seal. That is all.
I believe you can default to the blue background on your phone as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong
You can, and I’ve tried it a few times (made it many seconds before reverting!), but I didn’t ever get into MySpace, so I prefer reading on a white background like a normal person?Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
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I started working part time at a store, and this guy comes in and says: “I came in your store because of the flag outside. Our country’s flag.”
I say: “OK”
He says: “Not the rainbow flag.”
Me, shrugging, “OK, great. What are you trying to say?”
Jackass: “I came in here because that’s our flag, the one in the Constitution, our country’s flag.”
I’m trying to get the store open, so I’m walking around, and then I walked back in front of him and say: “You’re being very confrontational.”
Fuckface: “I’m saying that that’s our country‘s flag.”
Me: “OK, fine.” I’m shrugging, kinda shaking my head.
Fucktard leaves w/o buying anything.
I’m beyond annoyed that that’s how this country is now. Why the confrontation? What the fuck?
Just stay under your rock, you dumb fuck.
Me: "Where, precisely, good sir, is this flag "in the Constitution"? I'll wait. Perhaps you need to look up the text of the Constitution? Find me when you've located this particular part of the Constitution. Please and thank you."Quote:
Originally Posted by plugboots
Duh, it's printed on the paper the constitution is written on, see?Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
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Stupid libtard.
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Originally Posted by rideit
As a long time android user, black background is the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw...Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
I stand corrected.
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Dude thinks the pledge of allegiance is from the constitution!
Is there a rainbow flag flying as well? If so, maybe he was implying that the one disrespects the other?Quote:
Originally Posted by plugboots
I wonder how he feels about the confederate flag...
OlIf both are flying in front of the store, maybe it was his way of say "no homo."
I always knew those Constitutional framers were forward-looking people, but I never realized they even foresaw that we'd have 50 states one day!Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
I'm 99% sure that guy wanted to fuck you.Quote:
Originally Posted by plugboots
Oh man. Anytime I hear someone complain about the Pride flag or the trans flag from now on, I’m going to tell them it’s not about gay stuff it’s about states’ rights.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Striker
Inside the store, leaning in the corner of a window is a small 4” x 4” rainbow flag that a customer gave us during a pride parade a few months ago. It’s really hard to spot.
Paulster… probably.
Trump made it seem ok for all these mouth breathing morans to open their mouths and spew shit. Fuck themQuote:
Originally Posted by plugboots
I think most these guys are just super unhappy with life. They don't have any self reliance. They don't ski. They can't satisfy a women. They've never tasted freedom - amply provided by my examples - which is why they chose to abuse it so.Quote:
Originally Posted by plugboots
its mind bottling
Reminds me of this classic…
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Bicycle security is not to be taken lightly.
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^^^
Did he have a blue lives matter shirt or sticker in his car window? Oh, the irony of these so called "patriots"Quote:
Originally Posted by plugboots