I figure as long as I can figure out which side of me goes in front I'm doing OK. The pants can do what they want
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I figure as long as I can figure out which side of me goes in front I'm doing OK. The pants can do what they want
dumb,
Jesus Christ,
some people are so dumb
you can hear them
splashing around
in their dumbness
as their eyes
look out of their
heads.
they have
most of their
parts: hands, feet,
ears, legs, elbows,
intestines, fingernails,
noses and so
forth
but
there’s nothing
there
yet
they are able to
speak,
form sentences—
but what
comes out
of their mouths
are the stalest
concepts, the most
warped beliefs,
they are the repository
of all the obvious
stupidities
they have
stuffed
themselves
with
and it hurts me
to
look at them
to
listen to them,
I want to
run and hide
I want to
escape their engulfing
nullity
there is no
horror movie
worse,
no murder
as
unsolved
but
the world
goes on
and
they
go on
dumbly
slamming
my guts to
pieces.
-- Bukowski
Pickup truck and SUV owners complaining about gas prices.
Especially when they jack rabbit start at every light and stop and drive as fast as they can everywhere. Same peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by JohnF
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Originally Posted by ötzi
We've experienced similar in a newly remodeled house. It only leaked on wind driven rain events such as the one you describe. The leak is prob over the window on the roof or 2nd story, if there is one. Check the attic for signs of a leak, if none found I would get up there and inspect where there's changes in the roof line, chimney, gables, etc and rotten(yes it can rot in 5 yrs) or loose trim.
I swear the most obvious speeding culprits these days are 'roided out pick ups. Tired of being flashed by such fools when I'm cruising at 75.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
Hahahaha. YUP!!! What's even more hilarious is how every time oil prices are in a slump, people rush out and by trucks and SUVs in record numbers. Then those same people cry about gas prices spikes, which are inevitable. I swear, people have memories like a goldfish. It's like they have no recollection whatsoever of 2005, 2008, 2011, etc. Oil prices fluctuate like clockwork. Don't be a dumbass when car shopping then complain about gas prices.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnF
Srsly. Gas should be taxed all to shit and be $10/gal. And I say that as an owner of a full sized V8 pickup.
And speaking of being annoyed - blown brake lines in above-mentioned truck... that shit is annoying. :mad:
I tripped over a fucking batmobile last night and landed hand first onto my woodstove. Spent the night in the ER and have to go to the wound clinic tomorrow. Painful and annoying as fuck!
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^ stick a fork in him. He's done!
looks painful. ouch
Waow that's fucking gnarly. Heal up fast!
I was just thinking to myself that the forum needed more pictures of gross burn wounds. Well done.
I laffed. Even though I knew I shouldn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
:D
Happy to help!
Walking my dog yesterday, meet a lady and her healer. I said my dogs friendly she says hers is too. Kiva walks up and her dog freaks a d the snarling snapping starts. To which she yells WTF! I thought you said your dog was friendly! Don’t people watch these interactions? All kiva did was walk up. Super annoying end to a nice walk.
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[obligatory] Does your dog bite? [/obligatory]
That's gross. However, you tripped over a what?Quote:
Originally Posted by JayPowHound
It's a universal law of dog ownership that your dog is always friendly and never aggressive, and any time there is a negative interaction, it is always the fault of the other dog/human. 100% of the time. For both of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by detrusor
I spent a lot of time (probably 20 hours or more) with a dog behaviorist watching dogs interact (both recordings and live interactions with our dogs) while working on our extremely reactive shepherd mix. After all that time I was probably only right when trying to identify who the aggressor was 2/3rds of the time - she would point out the smallest behaviors (imperceptible snarls, locked shoulders, aggressive boops, etc) that I was largely unaware of. A lot of dogs can be total dicks, and many of those are smart enough to get away with it without raising the awareness of their humans.
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a fucking batmobile. I have 8 and 6 year old boys.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
enough said.
Look on the bright side. It was your hand and not your face.Quote:
Originally Posted by JayPowHound
caught my neck too.. hand, neck, push off with hand. bad time all around.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
guess I'll count my blessings that neck wasn't face. Still hurts like a muthafucker Attachment 392816
That'll buff right out!
Wow, that is seriously F'd up and probably painful as hell. That being said i'm still laughing at Riser's comment. Heal up.
My new boss is a bumbling buffoon and i nicknamed him Clouseau. One of my coworkers is too young to know the pink panther and i told her about that scene. Classic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
A few years ago when I still had my dog a lady at the dog park in Sugarhouse threatened to sue me because my dog was extremely aggressive and had injured her dog. I was tossing a ball for old lady Bella who was still fanatical about playing fetch. As usual in a busy dog park there were 4 or 5 other dogs running along with her. Lady was sitting some distance away on her phone ignoring her yapper who decided he wanted in on the action. He ran diagonally into the pack of dogs and got properly trampled. He stood back up, shook himself off, and ran back to her. She must have looked up right as he got stomped and my 85 lbs dog was in the lead. Lady lost her shit, accused my dog of instigating what amounted to murder, screamed at the top of her lungs for a while, then started walking around the park soliciting witnesses and recording statements on her phone. Meanwhile her yapper and Bella were settling down their differences by chasing the same ball.Quote:
Originally Posted by tgapp
Sometimes dogs are assholes. More often than not their owners are total dicks and the dogs are just along for the ride. Props on you for working with a trainer though, that's rare.