haha...that's literally what I thought and then I scrolled down and saw your post.Quote:
Originally Posted by seano732
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haha...that's literally what I thought and then I scrolled down and saw your post.Quote:
Originally Posted by seano732
True story. I had to replace the pool filter a few years ago. My buddy came over to help me pull the old one and put it in my truck to take to the dump. Wasn’t heavy, just awkward. Friend says I’ll just tip it towards me, you get your hands under and lift…..At the last second, I said let’s just tip the whole thing over, I’m not too keen on sticking my hands down there blind…. ( I was thinking snakes)….Tip it over, and there was a giant BW, web, nest, and around 25 mini BWs running around……I literally ran into the house screaming…..Wife loves to tell that story. Fuck Black Widows.Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
Vibes 3s.
What’d I miss?Quote:
Originally Posted by seano732
That there are better ways, my man…….Quote:
Originally Posted by ::: :::
Now I really don’t know what you’re referring to at all
Blue shrink wrap. No worries. Wires crossed.Quote:
Originally Posted by ::: :::
I once was petting my dog and watched a black widow crawl up her back onto her head.Quote:
Originally Posted by seano732
I decided not to burn the dog, but I did pull the entire couch outside till I could tear it apart.
Good call.Quote:
Originally Posted by Supermoon
Perhaps this has been discussed already, but WTF is the deal with these Disney obsessed adults.
I don't, but it's weird. My guess is that Disney has wisely determined that nostalgia is huge right now and has cashed in on an entire generation.Quote:
Originally Posted by booner
Pseudo macho cliches annoy the ass off of me.
“Let’s do this!” Or “You got this!” Etc.
Fucking Home Depot and there ilk wants to convince you you’re as badass as Navy Seal if you “man up” and swap out a toilet seat.
Does that also apply to the ladies with their female-themed empowerment euphamisms?Quote:
Originally Posted by Obstruction
I'm so unhandy that I feel like a Navy Seal when i swap out a toilet seat, so thanks for the reality check.Quote:
Originally Posted by Obstruction
Well I suppose so, but none have done sufficient damage to my psyche to warrant inclusion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobcat Sig
On the other hand, frequently the pseudo macho examples cited are aimed at the ladies too.
What. So now you got beef with Rosie the Riveter too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Obstruction
Fuck no! She’s hot and badass!
did you get building permit first?Quote:
Originally Posted by Obstruction
He didn't say wax ring so I think he's good to go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
I’ve been doing a lot of consecutive 12 hour shifts lately. Totally running on autopilot. Today I went in 3 hours early by mistake. I wanted to kick my own ass.
Drinking
Colon electrolyte lavage
Yeah upper and lower GI procedures in the morning
I’m hungry
Tell me about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by booner
I have an otherwise normal friend that goes three times a year!
3 times in my life when the kids were younger was enough for me.
Next time I go it will be with grandkids, which hopefully is a long way off.
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One morning my wife packed up our kids, got them into the car and told them they were going to the airport. When they got there told them they were all going to visit their uncle. When they got to socal their uncle told them they were all going to disneyland. When I told that story to someone at work they said "sounds like when my mom left my dad.".
So much of Disney is painfully bad, but Soul was pretty great, and Cars* is still outstanding.
* - The original. The sequels can fuck right off.
Year after year UPS price increases. No wonder Amazon has their own shipping. Now if these monster companies would just pay extra tax towards the road destruction and air pollution they are responsible for that would be great. Will not happen but I'll keep preaching it
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