Cats.
Specifically domesticated cats that come to my yard and kill birds and shit in my kids sandbox.
People are so irresponsible with cats it blows my mind.
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Cats.
Specifically domesticated cats that come to my yard and kill birds and shit in my kids sandbox.
People are so irresponsible with cats it blows my mind.
Relocating yellowjackets should have its own threadQuote:
Originally Posted by easyrdr
“Ok honey, have at it.”Quote:
Originally Posted by easyrdr
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Originally Posted by Core Shot
winter is coming….
That's how to handle it. "Oh, don't want to let me take care of business? Well, then be my guest."Quote:
Originally Posted by old_newguy
She won't. Proceed with Operation LN2. With caution, of course. Make sure to set up camera and post the TR. We shall await your results.
Shit is out of control around here, I’m to the point where I’m going to round them up and take them to the pound, fuck you for letting your pets run loose and be someone else’s problemQuote:
Originally Posted by old_newguy
Renters moved in next door two years ago with two cats. Baby Z stomped in a shit pile in our yard on day one.Quote:
Originally Posted by old_newguy
Cats dug up my garden, shit in my garden, only birds I hear any more are the crows and magpies.
Walked out of my house to grab something late night last spring, cat was at my front door. Scared the shit out of me.
Fight or flight kicked in.
I kicked out.
Cat flew about eight feet and was running before it hit the ground.
No more cat shit in the yard.
I should feel bad, but I most certainly do not.
I just want to have-a-heart them and send them home with a note saying next time I’ll take them to the pound. I’d probably get arrested though.Quote:
Originally Posted by snoqpass
I knew a guy who lived in shall we say a more rural part of the world who would just trap them and make them disappear.
I don't bother with traps here. The .22LR is quite the versatile round, BTW.Quote:
Originally Posted by old_newguy
It annoys me that I seem to be incapable of mailing a letter. I put it in my car to mail doing other errands and drive by ten mailboxes and back home and it's still in my car. I could just walk down to the nearest mailbox but then I'd be forced to buy an ice cream from the place next to the mailbox.
It's not senility--I've been doing this for years.
Sounds like a win-win to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
It's your senile brain telling you to get a fucking ice cream.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meowQuote:
Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX
Meow, meow
Meow, meow
Little bag of bones been out all night
Little bag of bones been out all night
Can you hear him scratchin' at the screen door?
Can you hear him scratchin' at the screen door?
Little bag of bones been out all night
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide
He's circlin' around my ankle
He's circlin' around my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Hey, kitty, won't you come inside
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow
Meow, meow
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
I'm lost in his little yellow round eye
Lost in his little yellow round eye
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna to spend the night outside
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Touch it, I wanna touch it
I wanna touch it, I wanna touch it
I wanna touch it, wanna touch it
I wanna touch it, yeah, touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
[Airlines] CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! [/Airlines]Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
5 bucks for a single scoop of underflavored "artisanal" ice cream annoys me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
At least you finally got that letter mailed.
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Originally Posted by old goat
I have the neighbors cat taking a fresh shit on my lawn every morning before it returns home. Fuck you, Kennedy.Quote:
Originally Posted by old_newguy
Anyone have any methods of deterrent? I don't want to waste money on something if it ain't gonna work. Wife is going to talk to the owner, but I'd rather just end this myself if possible.
Only solutions I can see are:
1) Figure out a way to keep this fucking cat off my lawn
2) Tell the owner they'll need to come and pick up the shit every morning
3) Tell the owner to keep their damn cat inside
2 and 3 will be a hard sell. We're friendly with each other so I don't want to start shit. I guess we will see what happens - but damnit heading out to take the kids to the bus stop eveyr morning with the smell of fresh cat shit in the air is pissing me off.
Hose it - it'll learn quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by paulster2626
Return the cat in a Have a heart trap and tell the owner you are trying to trap a raccoon or something and that they need to keep the cat out of your yard for awhile.Quote:
Originally Posted by paulster2626
Yeah, that's what I told our old neighbors when we had a cat. Like literally anytime you see the cat on your side of the fence, spray it.Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
A sprinkler on a timer could work too.
Cat sprinklers. Could be a million $ idea.
Could keep out bobcats too.
If that doesn't work return the cat in a spring loaded jaw trap.Quote:
Originally Posted by old_newguy
Insane right? If i was entrepreneurial I would open my own shop, bust my ass during the warm months and shut down for the winter and ski. Maybe in my next life.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Dunno about a million $, but somebody already had it:Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Orbit 62100 Yard Enforcer Motion-Activated Sprinkler with Day & Night Detection Modes,Black https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009F1R0GC...QFQXD7HSFKHMS3
Been thinking about getting one for my neighbor’s dogs, though not because they shit on my lawn (they do, to be sure) but because I don’t want them getting into a fight with my one dog who always stays in our yard but thinks he’s a mean tough bastard and is prone to getting into it with strange dogs.
Cat Mace spray.
It works for my porches.
Garden hose. It's what I use when Miss Mayhem fools around in the garden. She figured it out pretty quickly.