Originally Posted by
Parvo
fake mountain personas. I have a buddy who talks like a mountain bro constantly, kind of like a ski bum spicolli, until his phone rings and it his is boss.
“Brah, I’m just a gypsy ski bum who only needs a cold peeber, untracked pow lines, a fresh bowl and fat sticks to be happy.”
Ring ring.
The spicolli voice magically transforms into mr. businessman voice… “oh, hello mr. bossman, yes sir, I’ll have those reports expedited right away sir. And it looks like those budget numbers will need to be finalized before our next board meeting. Yes sir, goodbye sir. (spicolli voice returns) Anywaaaay, as I was saying, this happy ski bum is just one pow turn away from going pro, brah.”
And every, and I mean EVERY facebook photo of his are his skis juxtaposed with a can of pbr.