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So what annoys you?
For me it one of them is kids menus. They always have the blandest good, because most people assume kids have a bland taste. Also when you're getting off an airplane and someone bad is stuck in the overhead and they keep on trying to pull it out, holding everyone up. Oh and bad snowboarders.
So what grinds your gears?
Your Mom when she begs for the Dirty Sanchez.Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
The fact that you're Blurred.
Just use a ball gag when her mouth isnt otherwise occupied. You can use the one I brought the last time.Quote:
Originally Posted by HansJob
BTW Asswipe likes to watch.
No wonder you're sad, old, and alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by telebobski
Actually, kids have more acute taste buds than adults. Ergo the blander menu. At 14 (?) maybe talk you parents into letting you order from the regular menu.Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
Personally, people passing on the right to be one car ahead of where they were is what pisses me off lately.
People that drive in the left lane piss me offQuote:
Originally Posted by wooley12
People who confuse cowardice with fear. Cowardice should be reserved for labelling something a man displays. What passes through his mind is his own affair.
I also am annoyed by everyone at the Closerie de Lilas incessantly nitpicking about Germans. "Germans cannot properly appreciate a sunset" or "Germans are terrible tippers." It can go on for hours.
The German race has plenty of character flaws without having to imagine any additional ones.
Sorry I didn't specify that I haven't ordered from the kids menu since when I was eight. I just remember it pissing me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by wooley12
Is there an emoticon that says "Just bustin' your balls, kid." :)
When the engine blew on my dump truck a few weeks back, someone tried to pass me via the breakdown lane as I was moving in. Saw her bewildered expression in my review. Pretty sure she was OK.
you are too nice to use "bewildered", more like clueless.Quote:
Originally Posted by wooley12
PM stuckathuntermountain ???Quote:
Originally Posted by wooley12
EH raising the discourse again. Well done sir, whomever you may be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ernest_Hemingway
however,
[QUOTE]In an epigraph at the beginning of War, Sebastian Junger quotes Lord Moran in The Anatomy of Courage, where he writes, “By cowardice I do not mean fear. Cowardice … is a label we reserve for something a man does. What passes through his mind is his own affair.”[QUOTE]
So, maybe one alias won't suffice :rolleyes2 but keep 'em coming by all means.
I'm going to go with people named Sebastin.
Based on the woeful level of grammar and punctuation around here, I did not suspect footnotes were required.
Mr. Junger has no doubt written the finest of all books - one I wish I had written!
And with that, the alias died...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ernest_Hemingway
Stick to your guns dood, you just ruined it.
wait. didn't dude shoot himself? in some circles it's been deemed the ultimate cowardice.Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
Maybe if people got the fuck out of the passing lane they wouldn't have to resort to this admittedly shitty move. You are not the speed police people, keep right except to pass signs are posted because you're too stubborn or fucking forgetful to do so.Quote:
Originally Posted by wooley12
Not directed at you per se Wooley, you just brought up a sore spot.
Move your slow shitboxes to the right assclowns! :biggrin:
I know you're being witty, but are you familiar with Sebastin Junger? He'd split most people around here in half and eat your guts just to have the experience to write about. Cool dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by flatlander#2
I only do that around school buses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
East coast skiers incessantly trying to legitimize their playground.
Bwahaha. Keep trying Asswipe. Let us know when you grow pubes.Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
If you're getting passed on the right, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE, YOU STUPID ASS FELCHING FUCKSTICK!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by wooley12
Cum guzzuling whore pretending to be pussy ass 14 year old JONG's just because I'm such a better skier than they are.
Fuck it, I'm the best damn skier on this mountain.
4ply is probably the delinquent blurred is mentoring...Quote:
Originally Posted by timnormandin
This this this. It seems the right lane is for slow drivers and passing, the middle is for middle driving, and the left lane is for setting your cruise control 1 mph above speed limit only to speed up passive-aggressively when you try and pass. It's a gawt-damn epidemic.Quote:
Originally Posted by soups818