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07-14-2021, 07:40 AM
El Chupacabra

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Originally Posted by basinbeater

Hahaha, yeah. Then I could eat at McDonald's alone on the way home at 7. Did the jazz and suns play in the playoffs? I do know the jazz made it to the playoffs.

Clearly indulge the wife is the right answer. I guess a trip down to Nordstrom is in order. But fuck I hate wasting money on shit like that. Dare I say... It annoys me.

sent from Utah.

Wear a Clippers jersey over your Borat thong.

(Clips knocked the Jazz out of the playoffs.)
07-14-2021, 12:56 PM
old goat

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Can you rent this?
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07-14-2021, 01:00 PM
zion zig zag

^^the question is, do you have the legs to pull that off?

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07-14-2021, 01:04 PM
ötzi

Go buy something the day of the party and return it the next day. Or keep it, they'll need something decent to bury you in eventually.
07-14-2021, 01:06 PM
old goat

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Originally Posted by zion zig zag

^^the question is, do you have the legs to pull that off?

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I've got legs like that. I might have trouble buttoning the jacket button though.
07-14-2021, 01:26 PM
PB

Oh FFS; don't go.
07-14-2021, 01:27 PM
skaredshtles

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Originally Posted by ötzi

Go buy something the day of the party and return it the next day. Or keep it, they'll need something decent to bury you in eventually.

I want to go in a blaze of glory.

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07-14-2021, 04:10 PM
Boissal

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Originally Posted by old goat

Can you rent this?
Attachment 379499

Jeebus do they offer free sandwiches if you rent that outfit? Whoever's modeling is in dire need of one...
Also, those shoes absolutely don't work. Need something more pointy. Style-less peasants.
07-14-2021, 04:16 PM
The AD

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Goodwill?

Pretty good suggestion. I was at a Goodwill recently and was surprised how many suits and sport coats they had.
07-14-2021, 04:26 PM
Viva

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Originally Posted by Boissal

Also, those shoes absolutely don't work. Need something more pointy.

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07-14-2021, 05:48 PM
Mustonen

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Originally Posted by PB

Oh FFS; don't go.

Let your wife go alone.

She’ll understand that you can’t be bothered to put on nice clothes this one time in (what sounds like many) years to please her and make her feel like her tribe can fit in to varying social strata.

It’ll be fine.
07-14-2021, 05:49 PM
Meadow Skipper

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Originally Posted by The AD

Pretty good suggestion. I was at a Goodwill recently and was surprised how many suits and sport coats they had.

For a one-off that’s how I’d roll.
07-14-2021, 05:57 PM
gregorys

Ha...

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When she says "Do what you want..."
Do not...
REPEAT ... DO NOT, DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!
07-14-2021, 06:12 PM
ntblanks

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Originally Posted by Viva

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07-14-2021, 07:29 PM
total_immortal

Shit that annoys you

Kids...and their parents
07-14-2021, 08:14 PM
ZomblibulaX

Rip Taylor has always struck me as a man with an inappropriate erection.
07-14-2021, 08:30 PM
BmillsSkier

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Originally Posted by Boissal

Jeebus do they offer free sandwiches if you rent that outfit? Whoever's modeling is in dire need of one...
Also, those shoes absolutely don't work. Need something more pointy. Style-less peasants.

Right?

I’d fully go off right now but I’m too le tired and I’m pretty sure there’s more than just this abomination to occupy my rant in these past three pages.

FUCKING EMBARRASSING
07-14-2021, 08:36 PM
JayPowHound

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

FUCKING EMBARRASSING

https://giphy.com/gifs/cravetvcanada...w7IsdQfowDotga

Edit: WTF, how do I embed a .gif?
07-14-2021, 08:41 PM
BmillsSkier

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Originally Posted by JayPowHound

https://giphy.com/gifs/cravetvcanada...w7IsdQfowDotga

Edit: WTF, how do I embed a .gif?

Thank you, you got what I was going for.
07-14-2021, 08:46 PM
ntblanks

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Originally Posted by JayPowHound

https://giphy.com/gifs/cravetvcanada...w7IsdQfowDotga

Edit: WTF, how do I embed a .gif?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/vNNsw...iphy.webp&ct=g

edit: ha, nope, that wasn't it

did it earlier today. will figure out & post back. basically, you have to post the direct link to the gif file.

edit 2: doesn't look like giphy allows direct linking.
07-14-2021, 08:53 PM
Supermoon

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Originally Posted by ntblanks

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edit: ha, nope, that wasn't it

did it earlier today. will figure out & post back. basically, you have to post the direct link to the gif file.

edit 2: doesn't look like giphy allows direct linking.

URL has to end in .gif. Giphy makes it really hard to find the actual image link and uses their redirect string instead.
07-14-2021, 08:54 PM
Hopeless Sinner

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Originally Posted by basinbeater

That's where my head is at.
The hosts are interesting. It's the wife's birthday. The husband is not going to be at the party, he is participating in a particular tournament happening in Japan soon and will not be able to be here. But he seems pretty cool. He likes cars.
I think there is a private chef coming to cook up a fancy feast.
What brings this particular group of people together is the kids. My daughter goes to school and plays soccer with all these other people's kids.
One couple went to Yale and Georgetown medical, and every other word out of her mouth is Yale Harvard blah blah. One time, someone else's kid actually asked her when she was going to stop talking. It was all I could do to not bust out laughing cause I was thinking the same thing.

sent from Utah.

The theme of dress to impress is brutal; it's rude to induce discomfort and distress at a social gathering.

Yeah, slacks, perhaps, light grey, and a nice long sleeve shirt, loafers with socks and you'll be fine. Make sure the shoes(polished), socks, and slacks are coordinated. Make sure you have a watch as big as a sewer cap, you can return that the next day. (jk about the watch) Fuk a sportscoat at 100F or show up wearing it and ditch it back to your car. Have a gummy while you're there. I'd wouldn't wear white slacks evah or an all black outfit (all the cool kids wear that.)
07-14-2021, 08:58 PM
Hopeless Sinner

Oh and your wife will look spectacular so there's that.
07-14-2021, 09:06 PM
Vt-Freeheel

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Originally Posted by ntblanks

https://media4.giphy.com/media/vNNsw...iphy.webp&ct=g

edit: ha, nope, that wasn't it

did it earlier today. will figure out & post back. basically, you have to post the direct link to the gif file.

edit 2: doesn't look like giphy allows direct linking.

:rolleyes:

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07-14-2021, 09:08 PM
ntblanks

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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

:rolleyes:

https://media4.giphy.com/media/vNNsw...otga/giphy.gif

yeah, I'm trying to do it from my phone hotshot. i could go into the html/css if i was on my pc.
(i assume you didn't just download it & upload it which doesn't count as clever)

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