The fact that some people can't seem to dispose of those floss picks appropriately. I see those fucking things on the ground everywhere.
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The fact that some people can't seem to dispose of those floss picks appropriately. I see those fucking things on the ground everywhere.
Of all the things that might make me go full on Michael Douglas in Falling Down, those are pretty high up on the list.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
If you can’t use floss string, I hope your teeth fall out.
The only people that deserve floss picks are those with one hand.
Raises ..... one hand.
Cigarette smoking at crowded concerts. Upstate delivers the addicted.
Parents who take bring their little kids up cooper to the stage with no hearing protection. Upstate delivers the dumb.
Band members that comment on the crowd being asleep on their feet. Upstate delivers the douchey band member and a gorked out non-dancing homogenous audience.
Old man rant over.
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Vibes. Assuming you are a one armed man.Quote:
Originally Posted by PB
If not. Don’t you feel guilty with single use floss picks when you could just use two hands and create less plastic waste?
Not hating on ya. But I try to reduce my footprint. Other than dinosaur powered lift served skiing.
Counterpoint: I’m gross, and use those floss pics for days on end, and often while I am driving with one hand.
When my son got braces they told him to use those things until they break.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Yep. Thing one had braces and floss pics. Once and done. Momma said momma saidQuote:
Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong
Good on y’all that use them until they break.
Do you wipe them clean on the dashboard then dig in for more?Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
People who want to “ connect” on Linked because they want to try to sell you something.
Release the hate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Just being hypocritically supportive of my one-armed brethren.
Floss picks are the devil's addiction; should be by prescription only.
Don't have to lose a limb though, maybe just a digit .... or 3.
That Golden Corral commercial with the family with the over the top Hispanic accents. "Grandpa, you're from Miami!"
welcome to the 2000sQuote:
Originally Posted by half-fast
Getting home from a trip at 1am to find that the bed is stripped and you need to make each of the kids beds and your own bed before anyone can go to bed. Gah.
Epic fail.Quote:
Originally Posted by basinbeater
I’ve created an IG account called disposableflosserafficionado due to my hatred of these fucking things.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
Once you start seeing them, you see them everywhere.
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This.Quote:
Originally Posted by joetron
Found one at a campsite this weekend and another on a singletrack in the middle of nowhere.
I dislike long fake fingernails on anyone actually but women especially
Anywhoo
I was getting high down by a greenway here and i happened to look down on the sidewalk and there was a single fake nail ( all beat up )
I cracked up and.was going to take a pic but spaced.it
Might head back today
I'm convinced birds are somehow involved at transporting them to super out of the way places.Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
That would be a great explanation. If birds were real. BIrdS aREn'T ReAl!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Thaleia
Well, maybe they need those flossers for fake bird repairs at the fake bird rehab centers or something, and then the fake birds inadvertently take off with the flossers stuck to them somehow. That's my explanation and I'm sticking to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Along the same lines, I'm noticing an uptick of cancer stick butts in the ground.
I'm starting an enduro series where the only trail markings will be disposed flossers.........Quote:
Originally Posted by joetron
"Zombie Response" stickers on cars. How old are you, 8?
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Disposable masks during covid became the new floss pick. Throw your shit into a garbage can for Christ sake.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
This too.Quote:
Originally Posted by halliday
Checkmate libs!Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
The Zombie related shit was just out of control ~15 years ago. Glad we've moved on, but the current Halloween fixation has replaced it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skistack
This is an interesting theory. I still think its fucking psychopath humans that feel the urge to floss and litter because they are scared of their dentist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thaleia
The flosser that set this this whole thing in motion for me was found on top of Lions Loop in Fruita - on the west end of the route. It was still motorized 2-track up there, not sure if that’s still legal.
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Dude filling up numerous jerry cans at Costco. Three in this pic were pulled out after he'd already filled three others and put them on the front passenger seat. Of course being small size he had to fill them very slowly so they didn't overflow.
No idea how the next guy in line didn't go ballistic on him, or where the attendant was.
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that is a great floss spot.Quote:
Originally Posted by joetron
There’s nothing better than doing a huge bike ride, then celebrating with a bit of dental hygiene. This board, of all people, should know that.
Where is this? Looks like he has an Alaska plate. The Costco north of Bellingham is filled with people doing this. People come down from B.C. and get as much gas as they can at the lower price than back home.Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
Does that guy have a flask of gas in his cargo pocket?
The guy is also dressed like a smoker
I hope he was able to make it back to Alaska without stopping for gas
( i have no idea the distances involved haha)
I can neither confirm nor deny that there may or may not be a female member of my household who leaves those goddam flosser picks everywhere, and somehow I'm the asshole for being upset about it.
I probably shouldn't be packing corn on the cob on my rides, but the floss pics are key when I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Supermoon
This was in Bakersfield.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
I've been to the Costco in Bham and seen lines of BC plates filling jerry cans and then stuffing them in the back next to the kids and the massive cooler filled with gallon jugs of milk.
Yes it absolutely starts with idiots tossing them on the ground. Then (maaybe) birds take them for nesting. Could drop it along the way, or it is successfully used for a nest that then eventually breaks down. Organics decay, but these remain.Quote:
Originally Posted by joetron
Square's servers have been down most of the day. No way to process CC sales, right before a wedding weekend with two nights of un-hosted bar. This should be fun.