Get a very large, loud/deafening dog, then scream at them at the same time the dog's going apeshit between your legs. Word will spread rapidly.
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Get a very large, loud/deafening dog, then scream at them at the same time the dog's going apeshit between your legs. Word will spread rapidly.
Since when are door to door Jeebus salesmen not selling something?
I got the JWs to go away by saying I am an atheist.
Me: I'm not interested.
Him: What do you mean you're not interested?
Me: I'm an atheist.
Him: Oh. Have a nice day.
Her: i like the flowers you planted over there.
Me: Thanks!
My fridge doesn’t fit a gallon of milk…. Door shelves are too skinny, main shelves are “exactly” that height so it doesn’t really work.
Never noticed this issue… but I have a toddler and a newborn….
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The shelves aren’t adjustable? At least on one side? That’d be a first in my experience.
Why buy milk? Can't your wife feed both of them? And you.
It's annoying that I think of this thread several times a day and build a great post in my mind and I tell myself that this time I will remember to post it. Then I forget what it was. There aint shit left up there and that is fuking annoying.
Soon enough you will start forgetting that you forgot anything and it won't be annoying anymore. At least not to you.
My well pump just went out.
Freezing temps.
6" snow on the ground.
Freezing rain in the forecast.
It's Saturday.
Why does this shit happen when the weather sux and or it's a weekend or holiday.
Haha. Will it still be annoying when I get somewhere and don't quite remember why I went there? Like the other day when I pulled into the shopping center with my wife and drove around for a minute before she looked at me and said "we're not going to the supermarket, we're going to the bank" while all I could do was chuckle. It probably wouldn't have bothered me for more than a second or three if she wasn't with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Ha! Right?Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Had a septic system clog up last weekend, right on the coldest day of the year so far.
Luckily overflowing piss and shit were warm enough to defrost the ground even in -8° temps. Small victories.
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Never did i want to be here againQuote:
Originally Posted by gravitylover
And I can't remember why I came
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toast: "Had a septic system clog up last weekend, right on the coldest day of the year so far.
Luckily overflowing piss and shit were warm enough to defrost the ground even in -8° temps. Small victories".
I am not the only guy that gets to deal with this? And always on the weekend. I look in the side yard and see a mess (I never screw the clean out cap on tight).
Go outside, clean the mess up, get out my Main Line Cleaner and go at it. My neighbors damn Magnolia tree roots plug me up about every 4-5 months.
Rinse all the ick down the Main Line, clean up the machine and pat myself on the back for not giving a plumber $500 on a Sunday.
^^I swear it’s the same with pets and the vet.
Not once have any of my animals had an emergency during normal business hours.
KQ- Hope your situation got sorted out too
Yep. I think my sewer line is on a timer so it only clogs on my renters Friday-sat evenings
That's just when your renters get drunk and flush a loaf of bread down the toilet.
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Originally Posted by Rideski
Annoying is when you step out of the car and into the mud next to a melting snowbank. It's even more annoying when you take a step and your loafer doesn't go with you and you step into said mud without a shoe.
And that’s why I never wear loafers. Well one of the reasons.
Larry would be disappointed
Aren't loafers just fancy moccasin slippers for rich people?
of course, whats your point?
Moccasins with a fake brass buckle, or tassels.
If you insist on wearing loafers in places with snowbanks at least wear your galoshes. The kind with ladder buckles. Not Welly's or some other abomination fancied by the horsey set.
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Originally Posted by old goat