I heard this on the chair today.
Too Cool Skier - "That's a sweet 'Change for a Nickel' sticker. Are you a Maggot?"
Not as Cool Skier - "Yep. I am"
Too Cool Skier - "What's you're join date?"
Not as Cool Skier - "Oh, September 07 under my current screen name."
Too Cool Skier - "Oh. You suck."
I just shut up and shook my head because the entire episode was just too ridiculous.