Originally Posted by
ötzi
Had a good one today. Not even stoned. Went down to the beach by myself this afternoon, just thought I'd hang out for a bit, read, maybe take a little nap...
Hot out. The water looked good. I decided to see how cold it was, and it was pretty warm. Decided to jump in and cool off. Did so. It was nice. Got back to my chair and looked for my glasses. Which weren't there. My almost brand-new, like $600 prescription glasses.
I fucking jumped in the ocean with my glasses on, lost them off my face, and didn't even know it had happened. Fuck.
Of course I looked for them and of course I didn't find them. How could I? I need my glasses to do shit like that.
That is a stoner move my brothers.