Originally Posted by
ötzi
Not here.
A forum that I visit from time to time and which will definitely remain unnamed at least for now has, in their wisdom, made me a moderator. Clearly the people there have class and taste and appreciate the wit and wisdom that i bring to every facet of my life. Unlike the semi-trained monkeys that run this godforsaken place.
I didn't seek the status, they messaged me several times absolutely begging me, the way I read it, to save them from staleness, unfunniness and grammatical mistakes. I have accepted the challenge.
And now I am wondering how best to fuck their little world up without getting caught. I have full mod powers, can delete, edit and remove threads and can, I believe, even ban people without anyone's approval. These people gave me the keys to their kingdom.
What to do, what to do?