Gettowerx trippple wide custom lawnmower array

Ghettowerx successfully completed the transition from winter ski gear innovations and mods into lawn and garden mode.

The latest project: The Trippple mower array, lawnmowing time saver. Two self propelled units laterally, standard push mower splitting the difference in the middle. New feature: Hinge attaching the fixed attachment primary mowers with a dynamically angulating lateral mower for optimizing performance on the undulating and off fall line parts of the lawn. Pushing the threeway versus the solo mower: Hoping to 'cut' the lawnmowing time down from 3.5 to 1 hour. Can't do a full mow of the lawn test with the latest refinement 'till the dandelions go to seed. Bees need their food. Primary testing of small sections of lawn has proved very, very promising. With some technique adjustments of proper weighting and unweighting of the lateral mowers, turn radius has proven to be surprisingly tight...correct body english results in Armada JJ like pivots rather than the K2 Darkside long turn railing as had been the initial suspected curve tracking. Straight lining is stable if subtle, nuancy hand pressure adjustments are delivered as required.

Swissiphic efficiency, Gettowerx quality.


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Good use of redundant systems, you never can be too careful.

Look at me. Look at me.

I’m the Ralph wiggham of the inventing world.

Sheeeit. Next thing you discover will be skiing on cutting boards.

PS, your lawn munching isn’t tech talk. It’s padded room at best, toilet room most likely.

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

PS, your lawn munching isn’t tech talk. It’s padded room at best, toilet room most likely.

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Gopro footage pushing the 3Xrig down a slope while wearing the gravel skis might qualify it.

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Originally Posted by danmelon

Gopro footage pushing the 3Xrig down a slope while wearing the gravel skis might qualify it.

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Workin' on a mod to use the lawnmower motor(s) to power a rope tow for the summer ski gravel pitch.

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Look at me. Look at me.

I’m the Ralph wiggham of the inventing world.

Sheeeit. Next thing you discover will be skiing on cutting boards.

PS, your lawn munching isn’t tech talk. It’s padded room at best, toilet room most likely.

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You forgot a 'look at me'. Three lawnmowers, dude.

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Sheeeit. Next thing you discover will be skiing on cutting boards.

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Not skiing on 100 percent cutting board plastic yet, but, non skin skinning with 100 percent cutting board plastic? yup.

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Seems like roughly the same expense as a riding lawnmower, but with approximately 99% more difficulty.

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Originally Posted by swissiphic

You forgot a 'look at me'. Three lawnmowers, dude.

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That was good.

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Originally Posted by toast2266

Seems like roughly the same expense as a riding lawnmower, but with approximately 99% more difficulty.

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Not to mention about 4000% more chance of catastrophic injury.

You have a very liberal definition of innovating.

Make sure you wear your safety flip flops when operating the megamower