Fucking hilarious.
Fucking hilarious.
(in David Attenborough's voice)
Quote:
And here we have the humble gorilla, the keeper of the forest canopy, doing its best to educate this group of young, wide-eyed soon-to-be teenagers in the ways of pleasure. Showing how with a simple juxtaposition of the genitals one can extract sufficient pleasure without the risk of procreation. Provided that they were kept sufficiently clean. Wash the butt before attempting annilingus, kids!
I like to keep things in multiple places - You know ZOMBIES --
Unconditional love
what did I lose? My job, my freedom, My self esteem and the ability to ever trust another human being. -Yea- Forever No matter What
I'm going to finish this up. When I think of her, I think of a morning in the fall right around my birthday. I woke up and the first thing I feel is her breath on my chest. She is completely relaxed, sleeping with her head on my chest. I kinda smile and think back to the first time I stuck my hand down her pants "When we were kids" It was the feeling I had been searching for my entire life. I needed her much more than she needed me. I will always wonder Without all the outside interference Might I have won the day? For both of us? Anyway That's what I choose to remember And it cannot be taken away
What we did the night before was Epic NSFW
The kid on the left is definitely wearing a Texas Rangers cap, and I think the kid on the right is wearing a UT cap.
Also, I know most zoos look the same, but that window into the gorilla pen is bringing back some strong Elementary Field Trip memories.
I'm fairly confident this must've been at the Fort Worth Zoo.
Things that make you go mmmmm.
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I had gf in high school who was a super gymnast who could do those 20 flips without using her hands. But what was even more amazing was that she had a disease that prevented her body from storing any fat. All her muscle was clearly defined and her physique was quite amazing.
funny/odd things i saw on google maps this morning....
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same, dated a nationally ranked gymnast for about 3 years, her party trick was to pretend to be a little tipsy and bet people she couldn't do a back round off or something for 20$, kind of felt like a pimp collecting the money at the time but we made out like bandits
hahahahaha