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Hitting on her roommate at a party. Her roommate looked like the easy one.
At a family reunion.
Yard sale, ofc... it's a ski forum.
At a strip club.
I was dancing.
a spiritual intervention surrounded by blackberries and dogs early one summer day.
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Hey Meadowskipper, do your kids have eyes really close together and foreheads sloped like Corbett's ?
I was cooling out in Vail in between golf tournaments. She was recently divorced, training for some big winter race thing with her ski team friends. Our eyes met across the crowded cafetorium, sparks flew. I could tell she was into head...head skis, head boots, man does this chick love head. When she limped over and asked me to autograph her rack I knew it was meant to be.
Shooting pool. She was wearing a nice skirt, sleeveless silk but it was the lighting of the cigar that made me think I should know more.
A catalog, it was love at first sight.
Buddy lost his turn.
Pornographic baked goods party.*
This isn't where I first met her, but it's where we got together.
I was best man in her first wedding.
Russianbrides.com
I GAVE HER $18 FOR ANAL IN A DARK ALLEY ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO. THE ROG WAS CREATED.
At work.
3rd floor bathroom
Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones
Deportation Detention Cell.
We roofied each other at a party.
She was my kids nanny for a year...
I met her in Padded room- she was one of Blurred's aliases. That would explain why she likes it up the ass every time.
Craigslist.
at da bar ...
Wait... did you all meet your wives before the wedding? You guys had so much time to run.