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Someone on a lift in CO:
"Where do you put the moguls in the summer?"
Hmmmm, tits or GTFO?
"what's the worst injury you have seen?"
"Has anyone died this season?"
gaper - "you must be a really good skier."
tri-cameron - "yeah, actually, im the best skier on the mountain" (+50gp's)
I drove from A Basin into Dillon with my ski rack open. Skis were inside, but I bet I looked dumb for a while.
Not a gaper quote...
I was in the mammoth gondy with some dude who pulled out cologne and spritzed his neck.
It was terrible....
sent from the future using my mind powers
pshaw After the first frikken' day using my new sticks in a puking Taos storm, I loved them so much that I ran over them with my car as I left the lot.
However, because noone was there to hear me cursing, there is no Gaper Quote material.
Ooops, didn't see this:
hmmm, was it about three years ago, end of season at Taos?
Not so much a singular quote but rather a series of bizarre lies. I know a dude who goes around claiming credit for stuff I do. Ex.#1 I spent a lot of time last summer 'improving the forest' and dude goes around telling everyone he did it. Ex.#2 Dude goes around telling people he skied a couloir I skied when he has never even been there. Ex.#3 Dude tells other friends that we have plans to go on this big glacier traverse to ski a line. No such plans ever existed. Pathological liar = plethora of gaper utterances. Who knows what other B.S. has come out of this guy's mouth!
^ Alternate personalities will get ya every time.
Alternate personalities for sure. Dude is/was a ski partner. Fun guy too. It just gets a little annoying when I repeatedly have people coming up to me saying that they heard that me and buddy did this and that. puts me in a very weird spot when I have to set the record straight. I'd like to keep the fun guy and ditch the liar but unfortunately that's not the way it works.
Random gaper under lift 9 at the Luv today;
"I gotta work on my form"
To myself; "I gotta work on not sucking; form will follow".
Fashion dreadlock Prince Valiant haircut guy in a sporty Nissan Z at the top of Sonora Pass on Friday: "How do I get to Mammoth from here?"
I resisted the temptation to tell him he missed his turn and needed to go back to Kennedy Mdw.
Single White Male or.... Cable Guy?
Just don't accept any invitations to Medieval Times and you should be fine.
Not a quote exactly...
http://unofficialnetworks.com/ride-j...-people-78220/
:mummy::mummy:
i know it's kind of like kicking a puppy. but i couldn't resist snapping this photo of a snazzy Chilleno in the ski rental shop. The fact that it's a starter jacket AND Kansass University to boot. I was rolling!
Really bummed it's so out of focus. Guess i was too excited to compose myself.
https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/h...13364957_n.jpg
^wow. Is that for fucking real? That's like buying a car that only goes to work.