Birdcunter: Stay the fuck out of L City
When visiting Seattle from Idaho, your best bet is to hole up in your shitty hotel room, clutch your gun, take some (a lot) of viagra and whack off to your Guns & Ammo magazine. Fuck you and your impotence.
For more enlightened folks, Lake City awaits:
Double J saloon.
Strong pours, free pool and exquisite beef brisket tacos.
https://m.yelp.com/biz/double-j-saloon-seattle
Toyoda Sushi.
Weird hours, takeout only, no man buns at all. Sushi and Udon that is authentic.
https://m.yelp.com/biz/toyoda-sushi-seattle
Argentinians know beef. Italians know cookies. Put the two together and you have SeaTango. Someone say “chimichurri”?
https://seatangofoods.com/
Hey Birdcunter, you’ll never taste any of this because your gun fever has not only affected your sexual performance but also sense of taste. Plus you will be too afraid of the folks of color in Lake City. Like all xenophobes, you’re also a coward. Enjoy the chain restaurants downtown and then go back to the shithole from which you came.