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Few weeks ago in Jackson.
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A group of pubescent boys hand fucking the skis in a shop.
Kid 1 "these are really sweet" about some k2 marksman
Kid 2 "yeah k2 make some really durable skis"
If I ever kill one it will be from a helicopter with an AK 47, but if I'm going to pay for a helicopter I think I'd rather ski.
Today--youngish guy, staggering snowboard dropping drunk at 11AM fist bumped me and yelled "Spring break!". I informed him that every day is spring break for me. Then he asked the two Hispanic guys replacing broken cobblestones if they knew what day it was. When they didn't answer--"Spring break!"
Likely the same feelings they hold towards non Hawaiians.
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The guy shooting full auto has a piss poor round to hit ratio. I don't mind the idea of controlling an invasive to benefit native plants and wildlife but do it with a clean head shot and maybe use something larger than a .223/5.56 for an animal this size.
That American flag BC.com goat is pretty sweet...
Last Saturday, I was wandering the wet blacktop of MHM, trying to locate my vehicle at the end of the day. Due to a late arrival that morning I was searching 300ish meters from the main lodge.
Looking back towards the lodge my attention was perked by a strange sight. A person of short stature wearing a track suit was speed walking in my direction. As he approached I noticed the reason for his odd gait. His only footwear was a pair of soaked socks!
As he slinked by me I heard him chant, "got to bring shoes, got to bring shoes, got to bring shoes....."
Gotta get me one of those.
My kids got me this many xmas's ago
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Last weekend I was working a race. One girl was chanting: " I will not throw up. "
i don't remember why -- some overthought stupidity no doubt -- but i ended up in the parking lot at bachy with a waxed but unscraped board so i scraped it on the ski rack on top of the car. and had little wax globs all over the car for months.
the modern world allows people like me to survive and procreate.
Guy says oh I thought that was your dad to me. I skied edge of rope line and he says "I stole his pow". I Ski down to lower tree line for powder patch and his dad is there blowing a whistle at all of them to come down there. They show up and I ski that lower area as they all watch. Maybe the whistle is their method to communicate where the patches of powder are or so they stay together???
I had skied that area first thing in the morning and it was good so I went back. When did people waiting above a line become thinking it's their pow? Entitled? It's yours when you ski it IMO.
It's a bit sketchy to use a whistle like that.
Whistle is best saved for last-resort, help/rescue situations.
Guy comes mobbing out of the trees gets airtime out of a tree well and completely body blocks a frozen low hanging branch of a Hemlock fir. Does a double back flip from the impact. Impressive.
I'm waiting for the post here that proves I'm a gaper. I was getting in to my skis today when a couple young girls skiing by asked me "Those are nice skis, are they yours?"
I said "Yep, both of them."
I got searing "You dumbass" looks in reply. I'm pretty sure they never saw Dumb and Dumber.
^^ Haha, well played.
When someone is gaping and thinks someone else is gaping - even though they clearly are not - is that a new level of gaper-ism?
I don't know how old the young girls were or how old you were---but back in the day I blew a lot of opportunities with girls by making some sarcastic remark or dumb joke. OTOH if you're and old fart like me and they were teens--OK. Since dumb and dumber was 20+ years ago (time flies doesn't it)--probably the latter.