Come one Squawman. You're a millitary guy... don't act like you don't know prostitution is legal in Nevada.
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Come one Squawman. You're a millitary guy... don't act like you don't know prostitution is legal in Nevada.
My money says she's a troll too.
But damn, this is seriously fuckin' entertaining. Bwa!
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Originally Posted by slim
I'm all for having fun.... but this smells of a Fuzz set-up to me
nobody is that overt, nobody
if it sounds too good to be true, it always is
the Fuzz don't know he's kidding, they'll just nail him and use his emails as evidence he was soliciting a prostitute
can't get better evidence than the written word
we don't want him to get thrown in jail
just be careful
I don't know the law, but on TV you have to say "I'll trade you [something] for sex."Quote:
Originally Posted by SquawMan
Plus, I do want him to get thrown in jail.
You're a dumbass.
He didn't solicit shit, if anything, this reeks of entrapment if it is the poh-leece.
the man has over 2,000 posts. he obviously knows what he's doing.
Really, if he's just checkin out the goods, it don't mean squat. I'm sure far more forward offers get made on Craigslist daily. And, for the unedumacated, prostitution is legal in Nevada only if the transaction occurs in a licensed brothel with a licensed whore. This broad is wingin' it. As long as a price or trade is not agreed upon, no crime occurs from the perspective of either a reverse sting or violating prostitution laws that apply to unlicensed activity.Quote:
Originally Posted by 13
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Originally Posted by splat who obviously speaks with vast experience in this subject
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Dear splat,
You are the man. :cool: Heh.
Sincerely,
13
Freaking hilarious!!!
Well, this gets my vote for post of the year, already.
but she will love you long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sphinx
I figure she moved from Texas to Reno to work at the bunny ranch. Now she has some clientele and wants to move here operation to Punani's Playhouse in Tahoe. Punani, just make sure you negotiate a maggot discount! Squawman needs to get some and relax.
Great work Punani. Keep this thread going.
BOOOOOOO!!!!
She's more interested in my "house" than me!
http://vintners.net/wawine/gold_digg...r_logo_sml.jpg
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From : honey pie <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Sent : Wednesday, May 11, 2005 6:22 PM
To : Superstar Punani <suprstar_punani@hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Place in Tahoe
okay daddy...i dont have any other pics...as i might have to be president of the pta one day...
we can meet during the day tomorrow or fri...i would prefer to meet, see the house, talk...and then on a seperate occasion (this weekend?) have our date. (as i dont have daycare this week--my girlfriend that watches my boy for me has finals) is that cool? i know you will want to play, but we can wait a little bit (nothing in front of the boy!)
i am not familliar with south tahoe...so i would need really good directions.
smooches
goddess j
Oh god.....RUN!
...I'm sure more than enough Kirkweed maggs would vote for sending honeyblondedd to Cohee's pad :D
:FIREdevil
or Arty's...... :biggrin:
This is quickly becoming an immortal thread.
Can we add a pic of honeyblondedd to the TGR maggot bike jersey somewhere? Maybe close to the whelk?
Punani, send her a full size pic of :fmicon: and explain that it's one of your friends who'd like to meet and "party."
Just tell her the feigned shyness is unacceptable and that there's a monthly allowance in it if you find her nudes appealing. Just dangle a carrot she can't help but swallow. She'll fold.
gold, punami. gold.
Electronically signing the witness list in another chapter of Maggot history...
Punani, you are the Sensei. Wax ON.
Brilliant.Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
Don't give up yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
Try working the dog or kid angle.
Tell her you are not sure about having three dogs in your house.
She is obviously holding back on the nudie photos, but maybe you can get some bathing suit shots (uggghh).
Tell her you like her big titties, but want to make sure she is not too chunky - that's why you need more pics.
At least get a pic of her poodle.
ask her if she has done any online dirty chats like this:
http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/unhappy_woman.jpg
Hmmm, I think I know miss Honeyblonde.
Either way, I just gave her directions to LPH's house.
I'm dying here SuPu! :D Excellent work.
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! I'll buy you new Iggys, a pair of Spatulas, and 5 BILLION lap dances. Don't do it man! Think of the children!Quote:
Originally Posted by Superstar Punani