"This is my first rodeo"
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"This is my first rodeo"
What capes do they wear in the winter?
At what altitude do the cows turn into bulls?
Do they eat the meat they greet?
Did they groom the arena floor today?
"Arc'teryx Capote/Muelta poser"
So I'm sitting in the bullring in Pamplona, made the mistake of going without my headphones, and I overhear this lady say to her bratty kid "can you believe how dirty that bull is? That would never happen at Deer Valley"
Do these tights make my butt look big?
"Why are the capes all red?"
So I'm chucking back my bota of Rioja in the plaza de toros, and I hear this voice from above (perhaps 15 to 20m up, just floating there) shouting "¿por qué el hombre en el vestido de anillo como una mujer dama lentejuelas extraño ."
Fucking wanker.
Although I'm not a 'Murican, this quiz said Bernie was the best for me: https://www.isidewith.com/political-quiz
"This cape? It's a Bogner."
"overhead"?
Surfing bullshit apparently.
"WTF? I thought I bought a ticket it to the PBR. Are those rodeo clowns?!?!"
thank you. :fmicon:Quote:
Originally Posted by acinpdx
I was lining up for a fight and the Torero next to me turns and askss me "Is that a water buffalo?" referring to my bull. WTF it was a Miura!
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