The Quick and The Dead ~ A Western Odyssey
And lo, the time came when the Mags of the World craved a gathering of the Family Tree.
A Collective Ensemble to be revered through the ages for it's amazing, yet oddly funky, Passion for Skiing and all things Winter.
In Jackson Hole, Wyoming there shall be a Shindig not to be missed in the season of '21. Blackjack...
In the American Mecca of Big Mountain Skiing, beneath The Tetons and Along the Banks of the Snake, We shall Gather.
To Ski, To Party, To Befriend, To Re-Friend, To Bomb, Crush and Launch, To Sashay or Wiggle, To Session and Giggle...
But Mostly - To Challenge...
Any and all comers are considered Challengers. You can CALL OUT anyone in any Fashion you may require, to have your Satisfaction.
Top to bottom via Sublette Ridge? Fine.
Fastest clocked speed? Noooo problem.
More Bong hits than you? Heh, bring that shit. And the weed.
Gelande Quaffing? I'm yer Huckleberry.
Furthest Fakie launch off the Hoback Roller? Kewllll.
Longboard Race? Nuttin' under 212 and bonafide Race stock only! Git sum...
Rental Derby? Oh, you betcha...1 din for each 50 lbs.
It absolutely, positively, can be anything to Challenge another Mag with. For fun. FOR FUN.
Any Maggro dogs will be leashed to the Whippin' Post and mauled until docile.
I was lucky enough to ski a little with Doug C. in my youth and will never forget him explaining to me the notion that pretty much any 2 skiers makes a race. Not every run but sometimes you just gotta bang that shit out.
And that's what this is, an invitation to a race, with anyone, to anywhere, anyhow, anyway.
And There will be a multitude of Rippers, Top Shelf, 1%er's as well as a solid Contingent of Old Lions.
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This Invitational Requests the Presence of a Delegation From:
-The Trenchers of the Pacific Northwest.
-The Deep Pow Hounds Of Utah.
-The Rocky Mountain Highs Of Colorado.
-The Gangstas of The Kali Kartel.
-The Desert Rats of The Southern Tier.
-The Spudrovian Hordes.
-The Nevada Allnighters.
-The Cowboys From Hell.
-The Montana Master's Class and ALL Ridge Hippies.
-The Flatlanders.
-The Drawlers.
-The Yanks.
- The Maple Leaf Hooligans.
- The Internationals. Yurps, Yaps, Oziwis, Wango Tangos...
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When debating bumping up for JH on yer Ikon this year, maybe consider this as a great opportunity to make the up charge more worthwhile.
The local mags are hip to help with info on places to stay, what to do, how to throw down in this town.
General timeframe for now is between mid January to mid February.
Typically plenty of snow and a little quieter. One never knows.
Regardless of conditions, it's the Village, so there will be something to do.
We are incredibly Safety conscious , but they've never heard of Mr. Tosh here, so...Irie.
Come on and see the Shootout or Bring your Firepower.
We're "gonna take a Flamethrower to this place."- Lt. Col. Slade
Ski, Eat, Drink, Sleep. Repeat.
In Mecca.
So are you Up?
Are you Down?
To wear the Crown.