My wife has been skiing for 45 years and yet I can't get her to to stop using the 'Tommy Gun' to lug her skis around at the hill. It's like she never changed how to carry them since she was 4 years old.
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My wife has been skiing for 45 years and yet I can't get her to to stop using the 'Tommy Gun' to lug her skis around at the hill. It's like she never changed how to carry them since she was 4 years old.
^funny
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I been known to rock the pimp stick, jibber drag, bazooka, local, and reverse local. The OK suitcase cracks me up when employed by adults. That's worse than the Tommy gun. What he didn't cover was the jibber drag, but a pole and ski in each hand.
nothing
Law is they can tell you that you are waving your right and will be checked but they can't just check unannounced at random which had happened at 3 different retail outlets ( in < a week ) I was working where I hadn't even made it past the front end ... i got pissed off
local 4 life
Mrs. Plug put this in the fridge:
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My wife grew up poor with two immigrant parents, until one left and they became even poorer. The way she interacts with food due to her upbringing (not to mention the actual substance of the food) is nuts. She doesn’t waste a thing, which is great, but it leads to shit like above or a ton of stuff that I simply have to let rot in the fridge until I can convinced her it is an actual health hazard. My wife has never had so much a cold so getting sick from food doesn’t compute. She also doesn’t seal anything up. If I wasn’t around she would literally throw a log of Tillamook cheese onto a fridge shelf without anything under it or around it.
Quick story. Was at my MILs the other night and she was cooking as she usually does. I was drinking vodka and Zywiec in the kitchen as I usually do. Polish cooking breads a lot of shit that used to have parents so Kotlets Schabowy was on the menu. I watched this lady dip the raw pork into her egg wash then the bread crumbs that she had on a plate. Then, she dumped the remaining breadcrumbs from the plate back into the container and put it back in the pantry. Funny thing is, I’ve eaten 17 shedloads of breaded stuff at her house and never gotten food poising so maybe she is on to something.
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All the pork shit dies after a couple days in the cupboard, right?
A nice piece of bread could scrape out another bite or two I guess.
See you in the Tammy thread.
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We just flew back home into the epicenter of the Corona virus from Sun City and the wife is worried about getting Valley Fever.
It’s usually Wyborowa or Luksusowa but the Poles around here have a thing for Finlandia for some reason.
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Makes more sense, I put some garbage I know will stink in a grocery bag in the freezer, yeah it should go out but its - a bunch
Be thankful she carries her own skis around still and you do not have to do it. Nothing wrong with the Tommy Gun unless you are in a area with a lot of traffic and people. Yes her skis got a bit longer since she was 4, but a few of the methods in that video should just be banned all together.
No, freezing a fish wrapper and the styrafoam tray in a safeway bag instead of suiting up to go outside at -32C
And she is on the internet complaining about her other half that stuffed a old fish wrapper and the tray back in the freezer and too close to the ice cream or something when it was cold outside an he just needed to stick it outside the door or put a jacket on and run it to the garbage can proper. ;)
The wife got pissed off at me tonight because while she asked me to hit the ATM for some cash while I was at the grocery, damned if i didnt get too much cash. She was all in a tizzy about how having $200 in your wallet is dangerous and why couldn’t I think before doing things.
WTF
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