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Originally Posted by digitaldeath
Sheep go to heaven
Goats go to hell
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Originally Posted by digitaldeath
Sheep go to heaven
Goats go to hell
I just want to play on my pan pipes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mofro261
I just want to drink me some wine
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Originally Posted by Mofro261
Dining hall where thing#3 is going to uni in the fall.
I'm awarding this comment a 27.5/28. Just stellar work.Quote:
Originally Posted by singlecross
Spirit animal training in the Morgan Stanley Gym?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by digitaldeath
Society
Oh, it's a mystery to me
We have a greed, with which we have agreed
And you think you have to want more than you need
Until you have it all you won't be free
Society, you're a crazy breed
I hope you're not lonely without me
When you want more than you have
You think you need
And when you think more than you want
Your thoughts begin to bleed
I think I need to find a bigger place
'Cause when you have more than you think
You need more space
Society, you're a crazy breed
I hope you're not lonely without me
Society, crazy indeed
I hope you're not lonely without me
There's those thinking, more or less, less is more
But if less is more, how you keeping score?
Means for every point you make, your level drops
Kinda like you're starting from the top
You can't do that
Society, you're a crazy breed
I hope you're not lonely without me
Society, crazy indeed
I hope you're not lonely without me
Society, have mercy on me
I hope you're not angry if I disagree
Society, crazy indeed
I hope you're not lonely
Without me
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Skiing things like the Grand or any number of scary fucking lines in AK or EU tops helicopter skiing in bad-assery by a huge margin. Any lame rich mofo can buy a helicopter ski holiday.Quote:
Originally Posted by digitaldeath
Sounds like something a broke bitch would sayQuote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
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Heh. That sounds like some some lame weak-ass would say that hasn’t any bc cred at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
BC skiing is just something bored mountain folk do so no one will notice how bad their form is.
I'm the best mid pack casual Nordic leisure skier at the local mediocre trail network..
Well…all right. I guess you’re right. Helicopter skiing is the baddest-assed skiing. Maybe I’ll try it next winter.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
I suppose badassery is cool if you’re trying to impress a bunch of 14 year old boys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Heliskiing is more than that. It’s about telling everyone “Hey, you…I’m better than you!”
It works here.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
You’re right, that’s totally fucking awesome…for 14 year old boys.Quote:
Heliskiing is more than that. It’s about telling everyone “Hey, you…I’m better than you!”
This group is impressed by anyone who can make it down the hill without snapping a hip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Nah, you need to be a bit more emotionally developed to truly savor it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
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I guess that’s why people like you are impressed with heli skiing.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Got me. I can’t claim to be well developed emotionally.Quote:
Nah, you need to be a bit more emotionally developed to truly savor it.
Jesus Christ, people, major thread drift here.
HotSchmoo walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. His wife looks up at him, horrified.
"You see? You see what I have to bang when you're not in the mood??"
The sheep says "My God. You weren't lying"
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Everyone is impressed by heli skiing. It’s one of mankind’s greatest overall accomplishments - a triumph over nature through mechanical superiority. The pinnacle of our evolution and evidence of our complete control over Mother Nature.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Plus it’s expensive.
Well, there’s that.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
And chicks dig it.
Oh my god, a talking sheep!Quote:
Originally Posted by tgapp
A guy joins a group of shepherds in the middle of nowhere. Hours and hours from the nearest town, and the nearest women.
As time goes on, he gets hornier and hornier, but tries not to think about it. Then, one day, he hears a commotion in some bushes. Curious, he peers inside, to see one of his cohorts vigorously fucking a sheep.
About a week later, he sees another one of his fellow shepherds fucking a sheep. This goes on and on, until he spies each and every one of his fellow shepherds fucking a sheep.
Finally, he himself can't take the loneliness and horniness anymore, and gives in and fucks a sheep.
That very night, they're all sitting around the campfire, and one of the other shepherds starts giggling. Soon, they all erupt in laughter, and start pointing at him and elbowing each other in the ribs.
"What's so funny?" our hero asks.
"We saw you fucking that sheep!"
"Hey! I saw each and every one of you fucking sheep!"
"Yeah, but ours were cute!"
I’d out heli ski the fuck outta you boy
Spin me up to the top and let me fall all the way down
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HotSchmoo seems like a well-balanced individual who should go far in this world.