Would you eat it?

Wait until your butthole goes all Fukushima on you

Afternoon might get messy.
Good luck!

That's just a "best buy" date. Ask any of the newly minted food waste patrol.

Best for who?

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Early reports:

The Hebrew Nationals smelled exactly as they should - like glorious nitrate tubes that aren't 5 months past their boil-by-date. No slime either. Grilled up nicely and put down two just to make it official.

I'll update as the afternoon presses on.

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For ease of future posting, here you go...

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...-shit-my-pants

I found some bounty in the back of my fridge as well, so I'm in on today's hotdog lottery of death and/or diarrhea. I think I'm going microwave on them though cause that's the kind of lazy hotdogs deserve and I want to make sure there's pictures.

Youll be spray farting by bed time.

Yeah, if they pass the sniff test, you'll be fine, I've done it a lot. I'm craving hot dogs again.

3:20

Also quiet on the southern front.

Minor digestion noises.

No spray farts.

Moderately sleepy.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...17/235/23e.jpg

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Early reports:

The Hebrew Nationals smelled exactly as they should - like glorious nitrate tubes that aren't 5 months past their boil-by-date. No slime either. Grilled up nicely and put down two just to make it official.

I'll update as the afternoon presses on.

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This... this right here is what the internet is for. Godspeed, sir.

Bad enough for the FDA to have a warning page.

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/wcm/co...df?MOD=AJPERES

I wouldn't worry about food poisoning, what I would worry about is that you can eat year old meat and not get sick...it's just not natural.

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Bad enough for the FDA to have a warning page.

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/wcm/co...df?MOD=AJPERES

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Damn, up to three weeks to know lost this challenge?

Nwskier did you guys a favor with the link. You might also want the ripe old Work Bathrooms = Slayed thread:
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=56027

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Originally Posted by TNKen

Bad enough for the FDA to have a warning page.

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/wcm/co...df?MOD=AJPERES

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My homegirl writes that stuff for USDA! Thanks for giving her the clicks. I will call her directly in case we are causing an outbreak of diarrhea.

Update:
Hot dog consumed. Smelled okay. I fired up the grill for it, because I'm a classy fella.

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I wouldn't worry about food poisoning, what I would worry about is that you can eat year old meat and not get sick...it's just not natural.

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That is so true.
At this point, my body probably won't even decompose.

5:47

Nothing brewing.

Starting to think about dinner.

No grey steaks in the freezer to boil, and it sure isn't an Arby's kind of night.

In the name of science I feel like I should not introduce any more meats into the system to keep the experiment pure, but beef sure is sounding good.

Well the Hebrew National was technically beef so I vote pork. Go get some ribs. and some beans.

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Well the Hebrew National was technically beef so I vote pork. Go get some ribs. and some beans.

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That sounds like throwing gas on a fire.

I'll think about it.

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That sounds like throwing gas on a fire.

I'll think about it.

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Pussy.







I mean, eat some.

Update:

Dinner consisted of grilled pork chop, roasted sweet potato, and asparagus. Should my hot dog lunch decide it needs a high-velocity exit, it will have company.

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Pussy.







I mean, eat some.

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I'll gauge the wife's interest after dinner. She's aware I ate a couple nearly year old hot dogs for lunch so I don't think I'm currently being held in the highest regards.

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Update:

Dinner consisted of grilled pork chop, roasted sweet potato, and asparagus. Should my hot dog lunch decide it needs a high-velocity exit, it will have company.

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Pork! It's what's for dinner. Pork ribs, roast and sourkraut and a Pilsner Urquell on this end of the table. Like you, if this gets messy, it's gonna be really bad.
Long distance e-high-five! We made it! (Fingers crossed)

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Originally Posted by flowing alpy

I would have put two all beef patties
special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions
on a sesame seed bun atop those hot dogs.

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If instead of the hot dogs you use McRibs, and then flip it over, you have "the Pio"

No developments, film or otherwise from the microwaved dogs other than a solid food induced nap.

Great thread, you two should turn this into a PSA, old hot dogs are just fine!!