It's hotter than a whore house on nickel night

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Originally Posted by abraham

Yeah, you can clearly see the industrial areas in Kent, Auburn, even Redmond and Woodinville but I don't understand why it's so hot along the Snoqualmie? Maybe it has to do with crop cycles and when the measurement was made?

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My in laws live on the West side of Novelty Road hill, just East of Redmond on the West facing slope.
We live on the East side of Union Hill above the Snoqualmie valley.

Temperature differences are usually 10F with them hotter. Since the Novelty hill faces West there, I figured it heats up and picks up the heat from all the pavement and buildings in Redmond, particularly with the normal Easterly flow.

It is a mystery to me why we're so much cooler, but there is normally an Easterly flow, so maybe there's some cooling effect from the way the air drops away down to the valley East of us. We're all forested around here for a couple of miles. The Redmond Ridge complex, North of us about 4 miles, is hot as well, likely from the pavement.

My guess is that it's like an airfoil flow over the hill and the lower pressure, faster air is cooler.

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Originally Posted by altasnob

New Cliff Mass update.

https://cliffmass.blogspot.com/2021/...are-being.html

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Yeah.....no words.....

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I don't understand why this is happening?

Is this because the UFO report is coming out tomorrow? The aliens are firing up their engines deep within the Pacific Ocean?

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Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

I don't understand why this is happening?

Is this because the UFO report is coming out tomorrow? The aliens are firing up their engines deep within the Pacific Ocean?

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It’s because of the porn you watch.

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Originally Posted by neufox47

It’s because of the porn you watch.

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Yeah..., but aren't tentacles cool and slimy?

18,500 ft freezing level on Rainier Saturday night. 63 F on the summit Sunday. I wonder what the record is there?

https://www.wrh.noaa.gov/total_forec...RECSEW&wfo=SEW

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Originally Posted by KQ

Yeah.....no words.....

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Maybe I am reading that wrong,but to me that is natures way of saying move.

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Originally Posted by liv2ski

Maybe I am reading that wrong,but to me that is natures way of saying move.

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....but it's a DRY heat.....[emoji41]

Where's the Onion story about "PNW Dads in a Panic over home cooling strategies with upcoming Heat Records"

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Originally Posted by muted reborn

Where's the Onion story about "PNW Dads in a Panic over home cooling strategies with upcoming Heat Records"

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“Fuck your mac’n’cheese Bobby! Boiling noodles!?!?…..In this heat?!?”


My wife likes to make homemade pizzas Saturday, oven at 500 for 2 hours, BISH PLEASE!!


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This might be my chance to convince my wife to turn off the goddamn TV for a while, but I doubt it.

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Originally Posted by AK47bp

“Fuck your mac’n’cheese Bobby! Boiling noodles!?!?…..In this heat?!?”


My wife likes to make homemade pizzas Saturday, oven at 500 for 2 hours, BISH PLEASE!!


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I used the oven twice yesterday. Didn't seem particularly wise but dammit I need to do some baking!

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My truck hit 102 after being parked for 10 mins

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Opening the door only knocked one degree off.

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“Fuck your mac’n’cheese Bobby! Boiling noodles!?!?…..In this heat?!?”


My wife likes to make homemade pizzas Saturday, oven at 500 for 2 hours, BISH PLEASE!!


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Move her out to the bbq, it works great.



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Originally Posted by Hopeless Sinner

Move her out to the bbq, it works great.



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I tried baking my sourdough ciabatta on the grill last week... burned the shit out if the bottom. Probably need to get a stone or a steel.

Cast iron would work well too

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Originally Posted by abraham

Cast iron would work well too

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My ciabatti are fairly long, so need a flat surface to bake on...

Wait - cast iron griddle - you might be on to something.

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So glad we no longer live in that shithole, this plus too many reasons to count. F that place.

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If it wasn't so damn hot I'd be sleeping instead of reading this whoreible thread.

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Originally Posted by Summer

I say this as an Australian, coming from the continent of fucked summer heat:

Lol fuck that thoroughly, thoughts are with you. Beer helps. So does a season in Antarctica. Consider moving to the coast, it's what we do

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We are going to be hot but not that hot though I'm not sure once you get up that high for that long it matters much. Splitting hairs I suppose. That was a picture of the nightly news last night. Tri-cities is the closest local news we get.

It's a lovely 64 degrees right now.

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So glad we no longer live in that shithole, this plus too many reasons to count. F that place.

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It's funny that Tri-cities can be so close yet so different from W2. I love it here but would not want to live there.

Hottest I’ve experienced was 122F over a Labor Day weekend in Redding CA, ‘88 or ‘89. Overnight low was like 95F.

Once you get over about 110 it doesn’t seem to make a lot of difference. Of course humidity plays a role. I was in Death Valley at 114 and it was tolerable in the shade with single digit RH.


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tips from someone who deals with 110+ heat a lot: close all your window shades, cook in the morning, fans fans fans, keep ac at 78.

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I tried baking my sourdough ciabatta on the grill last week... burned the shit out if the bottom. Probably need to get a stone or a steel.

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My wife's bread from the other day. She puts the dutch oven on top of the stone and preheats both. It takes a little feel to get the temps right, but the crust is outstanding.



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