LOOK!! the Truth: My ascent to the TOP is nearly complete and I cannot be stopped!!

Yes, I have seized the opportunity that was presented in this power vacuum and I have nearly completed my rise to the top level and now cannot be stopped!!!

Gotz a 08 Outback with a plastic shift knob and THREE sets of skis in the quiv buddddd; freezer full of the finest frozen boiled horse meat, a pound of beef jerky, a four pack of Red Bull and some Stoli shooters!!

Those bootlickers who defy me will meet their match and be destroyed!!

Soon, I will control the zone; there is nothing any of you can do to stop me!!

Is this guys just a Digitaldeath wannabe?

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Is this guys just a Digitaldeath wannabe?

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Wannabe?! RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. Ol' Digi Drew couldn't hold it together, I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bare; prepare for teh NEW ORDER, bootlicker! I will command legions and control the zone!!

I get the good stuff from here:

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an You goin' to the costco budddddddddddddddddddddd. Straight from France. Dry Ice FTMFW!!

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Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte

Yes, I have seized the opportunity that was presented in this power vacuum and I have nearly completed my rise to the top level and now cannot be stopped!!!

Gotz a 08 Outback with a plastic shift knob and THREE sets of skis in the quiv buddddd; freezer full of the finest frozen boiled horse meat, a pound of beef jerky, a four pack of Red Bull and some Stoli shooters!!

Those bootlickers who defy me will meet their match and be destroyed!!

Soon, I will control the zone; there is nothing any of you can do to stop me!!

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Do you have glass plates?

Its going to snow soon; but not soon enough.

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Do you have glass plates?

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I gots FIESTAWARE. Like they use at the mexican place cuz its for PROS! Melt the cheese on my tex mex in the oven on the plate like the proS! What you got? Daisy or Dixie?

But do you have an ashtray filled with laxatives?

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Its going to snow soon; but not soon enough.

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Nine/two/eighteen budddddd
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already snow buddddd. Plenty for all once my ascent is complete



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But do you have an ashtray filled with laxatives?

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Some members of the legions have issues for one reason or another. The legion cafeteria has plenty of healthy options, but of course, there are things like pizza and cheeseburgers. Also if anyone so much as tries to get a date with a chick I like, they ain’t gonna know what hit ‘em.

Plus no I keep them in a jar cuz I’m not an animal. The ash tray is where I park my fat kind Phillies.

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Control the Zone - You have the con.

I got two turntables and a microphone.

^^That's where its at.

I'M where its at! How do you know that's where its at? Because I'M THERE, that's how; whatever IT is, I'm where ITs AT.

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Control the Zone - You have the con.

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SOON there will be no more of the reheating of fish in the microwave!! Other destinies will also be fulfilled!!

My loyalty is for sale. Our last over lord vowed sticker for allegiance. What are you offering?

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My loyalty is for sale. Our last over lord vowed sticker for allegiance. What are you offering?

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The previous overlord believed in wellfare checks and hand outs. I think what the bootlickers really need is strong leadership, they're not looking for a handout, they're looking for a hand up! so here you go: get off you lazy bootlicker ass and acquire some stickers for yourself, bootstrap it. You see? I've already helped the situation immensely.

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dreaming of AK spines while trolling for midwest soccer moms

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pfft. that's poser stuff. I kill hollywood lines like busta cap and the honeys come to me! Soon all will see the TRUTH and justice will be done!!!

There will be those who choose poorly and there will be a price.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WEn-9zs1U

There isn't much time left to choose the path of truth, justice, salvation and vengeance to the unfaithful.

Will your mom post in on occasion? Jong's Auntie?

If its gonna be that kinda party, i'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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The previous overlord believed in wellfare checks and hand outs. I think what the bootlickers really need is strong leadership, they're not looking for a handout, they're looking for a hand up! so here you go: get off you lazy bootlicker ass and acquire some stickers for yourself, bootstrap it. You see? I've already helped the situation immensely.

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Ya, no.

I am not lending my credibility to your pseudo coup with out incentive.

Stand fast loyal soldiers

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If its gonna be that kinda party, i'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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hopefully that doesn't invite a cmcrawfo nutsack shot.

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Ya, no.

I am not lending my credibility to your pseudo coup with out incentive.

Stand fast loyal soldiers

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FOOLS!! I offer salvation, justice and GLORY and you demand stickers?! You petulant, petty, provincial putz!!!

What about the spoils of VICTORY?!? For They cannot be had prior to the attainment of victory. The ultimate victory of TRUTH buddddddddddd

And is that gum? I hope you brought enough for everybody!!!


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Yaaawwnn. Never heard of ya.
Looks like you could use speech therapy as you keep stuttering when trying to pronounce, “bud”.

Hmmm. Another upstart demanding loyalty and speaking of victory without the ability to substantiate the latter or justify the former.

You have much to learn before you're ready to lead a troop of girl scouts selling cookies let alone a mob of skiers/soldiers such as this.

Who Wants To Be King?