They say it's not only cruel, vicious and immoral, but also blatantly unfair. The bull is heavy, violent, abusive and aggressive with four legs and great sharp teeth, whereas the bull-fighter is only a small, greasy Spaniard. Given this basic inequality what can be done to make bull-fighting safer?
That's why it's a manly fucking sport. Duh.
Quick brainstorming ideas:
1. Enhance nutrition standards for said small greasy Spaniard
2. Amputate left rear leg of bull
3. Arm said small greasy Spaniard with .454 Casull revolver loaded with 400 grain hard cast ammo
4. Replace bull with Jersey cow or standard poodle
5. Restrict mobility of bull via hobbles or cement blocks
Monty Python fail......Quote:
Originally Posted by adrenalated
Well damn, I just discovered a great skit that I didn't know about!Quote:
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I smell a troll for EH.
I like the standard poodle idea. What does Ernest think? It's his forum.
EPO or blood doping for the bull fighter.
Oh, wait, we're talking about Spaniards - that's already a given.
Shoot the bull fighter?
6. Build a wall to keep out the bulls, and make the bulls pay for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Steve
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