Been there twice- arrived in cuffs the first time, returned a year later to get a friend out. After I got him out, we went to Tommy Burger. Good...

The illusion is caused by a meteorological phenomenon called a temperature inversion. Normally, the air temperature drops with increasing altitude,...

Yeah, no shit! "A big magician doing tricks?" WTF? How about "A big-breasted skank turning tricks just past the Wilcox Hotel, yo, bitch!" ...

You have to admit that it rolls off the tongue better than " You feel like a convertible. On a convertible optioned classic Mustang"

He likes to ski groomers?

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Whoa, what? We talking apples, beer, or milk?!

Hey, at least it's not Karen's.

Now we're getting to the root of where this fuss came about... “Dr. Seuss Enterprises listened and took feedback from our audiences including...

Man! Talk about Groundhog Day.

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I've used a Ferrosi quite a bit the past three seasons. I recently picked up an Ortovox softshell that I really like. Very good quality. ...

Just remembered that I have a couple pans in the sink that need scrubbing.

This was a k00l time waster- a sort of an accurately-scaled map of our Solar System. While it's t's faster to click the planetary symbols at the top,...

There was a guy on Epic named "Bong". Dunno if that was a surname or given. Very nice guy. Skied with him at Bachelor with a few other Epic k00ks,...

Sweet dreams, bitches.