You never punch a man in anger... no wait, you never punch an angry man... nope, you never anger a lunch... nah, fuck it, you're all gonna be in...

I had to Google polyass. I can see how steel wire rope might have something to do with skiing. Just seems that polyass is more of a liftblog topic.

I guess I never really thought of it like that. Huh, ya learn something every day. Thanks bub.

Oligarchic bogaloo

I'm liking where this is going. Let's not table this or circle back. We need to stay laser focused on making sure our future citizens are good at...

Is that am or pm? Daylight savings or no? How could this go wrong? And welcome to our new citizens - they beat Canada to it!

So, if they're not ethnically cleansed...they could be Americans. Is Israel gonna bomb them too?

Will anyone born there in the future be an American citizen? What if a Palestinian hops the fence from Egypt or Jordan and plops a kid out?

Are Palestinians Israeli citizens? I'm just trying to clarify whose country/citizens Israel-as-a-state believes itself to be attacking. Certainly not...

Was Israel one of those countries? Whose country do they think they've been bombing?

That's because you ain't up to it. Good effort though.

I didn't realize Gaza was a state. Did they have passports?