Pre-nut™ pen. Should be in every school next to the defibrillator.

New product idea: an emergency auto-injector (think epi pen) to put people into a refractory period before lives are upended.

"I pay what I owe. Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS $288,000,000.00 This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my...

Some bags suck to open. Just don't go chopping across the top like Edward Scissorhands putting plastic shards in my chips. Ya heard.

I think complaining about the administrative part of paying taxes is reasonable. Take that shit out of my income and stop making me jump through...

Yeah, if you want to send over the date and time I can let you know. ticketchecker is also local although not sure about this time of year.

Ninja Warrior x Skate. Fun show.

Loincloths and muletas.

NYT, AP, Reuters all have pieces on Akebono.

See ya.

Sprinklers will be a big one.

Should have told her she is unhinged.