It took me 40 years to realize that caffeine was not my friend. I still rage like a mofo though. Whoof, Jebus! If I have a day off to recover. I...

You are wrong. I'm sorry that people carry on this winning shit into the end of their relationship. I have done dozens of good divorces where it's...

I'm sorry you can't get over your poor decisions. And I'm glad you paid and are paying for it. There is no play book FYI. We just deal with...

He was in there for almost an hour. He could have killed with a knife. It doesn't change the problem. Look deeper into psychosis. Seriously,...

I don't know if this counts, but I'm going for it, because ... I did honk when I passed for jebus. And I really wonder what was in there. I...

Marriage: oDHcoJEG1FQ

I shouldn't click on this thread. It's jaw dropping. But, I don't have to live with your weather, but god damn those morels.

Texas. It earned it.

Age is a factor of sexy vs. stupidity. You have to hedge. It took me 38 years to realize that the rice cooker makes better rice. See what I'm...

I'm all XRP. You are a fucking moran.

This actually makes me laugh so much. If your momma names you Do, well, then I suppose you have to run with it, right?

I always thought you were kinda smart. Heal up. We old now, don't do that shit. Just sayin.

This one goes into the rotation. Unexpected, I'll take it.

The issue is parenting actually. Not guns, not mental issues, fuck the social pressure breeders. And they want to encourage that too. No you can't...

One of the best 1st sets ever.

The wind died down, the door is open, the hummers are blipping, a ripping possum, and a heady. Life is good. Possum, AC/DC Bag, Reba? Okay I say!

I always tell people, well you married them.

Don't mean to mix the 90's thread, but there is some truth here: uq49Ae_wvzo Ex pussy is a hellava drug.

Ha.

Fix Or Repair Daily or Found On Road Dead? I drive a Ford, it's a piece of shit. I also have a Chevy which has been pretty reliable. Two very...

Thanks for that link.

Sounds fucking bueno.

You posted that just for riser, didn't you?

Nothing partisan in this, but it is a useful insight: gHOO_fP75aM

Anyone know where Chad's Gap is?

I'd need to consult with your last partner to OK that. What's his name and address?

So I have to remember who I fucked in the last 2 years to be legal? That is fucked. Ms. WHATHERFACE 1, WHATSHERFACE 8? Probably a virgin, so he's...

It is my understanding that, due to proximity, the border patrol was the response because their kids were in there. Shitty place to live anyway. ...

What part of: "Identify the collaborative lawyer who represents each party in the process" do you not understand? Or, "Contain a statement by...

I put myself through college working in restaurants and 7-11's on the south fork in the late 80's early 90's. That was a lot of miles on my bicycle....