When I was at the DC zoo a couple months ago all the apes fit your description, except for the two orangutans fucking in the back, which included the...

Maybe the monkeys at the typewriters came up with West Side Story instead of the planned original Shakespeare and these troops are just acting it out?

Especially when your fees aren’t based on performance, but on assets under management. $300M to oversee a sinking ship? Good work if you can get...

Did you know it was the high stakes table when you sat down? Maybe I just don’t remember you saying ARK was likely to collapse.

Wut?

I’m not a victim. I didn’t invest in ARK.

Can’t post pics or you better believe I’d put up the chart showing she’s cost her investors more than any other manager in over a decade.

So what’s everyone’s thoughts on Cathie Wood these days? https://www.wsj.com/finance/investing/ark-funds-cathie-wood-investors-56e2950c Byates,...

Shit, guess I’ll buy some Bitcoin so I can keep pontificating here. Do I need to buy a Tesla if I want to keep complaining about Musk too?

Am I understanding correctly that fees from this bullshit is what’s supposed to save the miners?: ...

This is my understanding, but anyone can feel free to chime in to correct me or add detail: Holes and slots are mostly to get contaminants off the...

I never left.

Musk is apparently suggesting that since Tesla sales dropped 20% Q4 to Q1, headcount should also drop by 20%. This is the type of reasoned...

But if a Ponzi hasn’t collapsed yet, is it really a Ponzi? Yes.

For the record, it’s not just Krugman, or just progressive leaning economist claiming inflation was transitory. For example: ...

I apologize. Next time I’ll be sure to include all waves of Covid, the Russian war in Ukraine, and the Oct. 7 attacks in my predictions. Going...

God-fucking-dammit! Predicting what’s going to happen in the future is not the same thing as just understanding the fundamentals of how something...

Jesus you’re dense. Just because you can try to buy low/sell high to try to take advantage of price swings with stocks doesn’t mean you have to....

So where are your gains coming from? It’s not that fucking complicated.

“I don’t own an $80K rolling prison toilet but I’m drilling a random hole with a pop rivet in my gas pedal out of solidarity” ...

Gotta come back to this bullshit. A big problem with Bitcoin is that it isn’t an ‘investment’, as has been pointed out repeatedly in here. An...

You have a very fundamental misunderstanding of inflation. Does it ever seem weird to you that despite the dollars being on a steady march to zero...

What I hope is that fewer people, not more, lose money in a Ponzi. And it’s just a straight up fact that the US economy has been doing better than...

What’s the inflation adjusted come of the typical Subway customer? Asking for a friend.

And Bitcoin will only defund the bad parts of government, or the whole thing?

And buying bitcoin solves the issue I guess?

“Since the start of 2023, the price of food has increased 1.2%. Average earnings have gone up 4.3%.Inflation in groceries has been close to zero for...

My apologies, I hadn’t realized the ‘B’ in BDS stood for Bitcoin.

But it hasn’t actually ‘crushed’ the whole time, right?

Wasn’t happy that my new road bike didn’t come with tubeless valves. Just went to install the ones I bought and found out that the bike came with...