Nah, we had the same vet for over 20 years, Chet Anderson. Then he sold his clinic and retired. But he was great. A real country vet but super smart....

So, they like vegetables, who cares? j/k

In high school I walked out of BK in the middle of a shift when a friend came in and said we had to go to a party. The day before, some kid went...

Well it's from before we knew he was a freak, if that helps.

Wife's away, thought I'd do an easy dinner, steak and a baked potato. Turn the oven on, scrub the potato and punch holes in it, get everything else...

Watch the Louis CK video posted on Page 1 if you haven't yet. You're right. But so what?

Bigfoot is real bigfoot also apparently controls what videos show up

Almost positive I did it right this time. Almost.

It'll be fine. I just took a pen and a couple of carts to Argentina and Chile with no trouble. I kinda hid the carts, sorta. They were both new so I...

Wait, we're not rich? Shit.

Hoping for some NE dates this summer. Almost decided to fly down to Charleston but nah.

It must suck to be in your head.

Agree with this entirely. I also bring a little food.

Nothing too major. THey asked my previous address, birhtday, social, it was pretty minimal.They took my bags aside and went through them, I was happy...

Hi^5!

How could anyone care enough about him to hate Alec Baldwin?

"Trust, but verify."

Figures. It would be cool though.

2 casks of Woodford coming right up. Thanks mang.

We spend all this money and we don't have a balloon-catching plane? Annoying.

He should have watched this (and you should too, if you haven't already):

I got through TSA with no ID the other day. Didn't know that was possible. I mean I'll take it, but... Credit cards and my phone was pretty much...

Just heard of these guys a couple days ago but Reid Genauer has been around.

I thought I did it earlier but I guess I fucked it up, I just sent it again (for the first time, apparently) edit: fuck. shoulda read to the end. ...

Haven't seen (or heard!) any exploding trees but the harbor froze overnight, which I've never seen before.

Celts could not buy a 3 last night but didn't let that stop them from trying.

Tesla as talking about that at one point a few years back. Roll up, drop your battery, slap in a new one and be on your way. Seems like that idea...

Ha I just copied the same passage LeeLau mentioned, obviously the First Nations owe Ontario a lot of money. Even if the province did have a...

Ah. Well it all makes sense now.

It does have the highest windspeed recorded on earth - and that was before the anenometer broke. That kinda tends to increase your wind chill number.