About William S. Burg

Location:

in a dodgeball tournament at McCarren Park Pool

Sport:

Snowboarding, Skateboarding

Interests:

reading Nylon, dying my hair, thrifting, smoking Lucky Strikes, practicing with the band, PBRs at Penny Lane

Occupation:

post, postironic McDonalds employee

Hero:

Dov Chaney, all of Pitchfork Media, The Cribs

Best moment in Life:

wearing my ironic slanket to the Alligator Lounge