Not to go all Steve Jobs on ya, but there's threads for that. So how does this end? I don't think there's a magic number of kids...

To be fair, confession only excuses one's spiritual self. It's the contrite donations that feed the calf.

A couple of wide-eyed lads on their mission calling caught me coming home from breaking trail the other day. I was nice. Pretty sure I still scared...

Mew mew mew. Pew Fucktin.

goot point about the quietus

Why don't the Russians just send in hotshit troubleshooter Steven Seagal to solve their problems?

“Pacifism is objectively pro-fascist. This is elementary common sense. If you hamper the war effort of one side, you automatically help out that of...