I'm 99% sure that guy wanted to fuck you.

As have the Jays. Will be interesting to see how this 4 game series of 2 teams playing like utter shit plays itself out.

My toes are beautiful, thanks for your concern. Properly spaced and sized, tanned, not green, and nearly hairless. Those keen's offer more toe...

I would just like to let you all know that when I tell my neighbors "it's hotter than a whore house on nickel night," they all laugh. Got any more...

It started as change for a pickle, but someone misheard and here we are.

It's always been gambling. I love seeing Best Buy (BBY) also going up today as dumbasses get their tickers confused with Bed Bath and Beyond...

GME here we go.

"For now, Carrie will have to stick to her day job of entertaining her more than 1 million instagram followers." What does having this house...

I live near Lake Ontario. The skiing sucks balls, but at least I can water my grass, trees, and gardens with reckless abandon. And top up the pool...

Sounds like the town in 'Tremors.'

Rock Bottom.

Where in the article does it say that? They were told they'd have to pay for the seat. Which nobody would ever say because all those seats cost the...

The solution for 90% of lawn issues is water and keeping the grass longer. I cut mine on the 2nd highest setting. When it gets hot and never rains...

There is more to this story - this article is missing details. What seats were they moving to? Flight attendant is probably a racist asshole by...