While I definitely appreciate a young physically attractive woman, I generally can't stand to be around them physically for more than a few minutes...

Go ahead, pet it on the nose .......

Ha - good one. Sounds mildly amusing, but I can feel the anti-sexism screams already. Why is she-hulk not ..... hulky, but instead trim and hawt?

You mean, like Jimmy Buckets bad?? No.

It was drinkable, unlike such things as Hendricks or Nolet, but imma stick with a good dry english.

At a bar last week that had no dry English gin, closest I could get was The Botanist. I was disappoint.

Did Elon already by Sports Illustrated and I'm just now finding out about it????

I suspect that we're some kind of weird, micro-subset here regarding breaking down cardboard boxes. I regularly drop off our broken down cardboard...

Which one was Judah Ben Hur??

Not sure if serious???

Not vomit; boogers, I believe.

Sigh - this is the Spring that ran away last week.

Whatever you do, absolutely DO NOT tell her that you're correcting her inconsiderate error.