You are a very wise man.

There's the Zombie genre, and then there's the Zombie Satire genre - big difference. And don't EVER try to mix the two e.g. Army of the Dead.

We need a "smells right now" thread.

Holy F'in Nihilism ; the seeds of our own destruction reside within us each and every one.

Wait ........ WTF?!?!??!

I'm hoping for a public uprising, balcony hanging of all oligarchs + Putin and his inner circle, and annexation by Lithuania.

You've come to the right/wrong place ........

It'a all pretty hazy but the first album I remember paying for was the Kinks Face to Face; still crank it for Sunny Afternoon if it pops up.

Well ..... this changes everything. Can still blame my wife's hair, though

Veteran Russian UN diplomate shits on Putin's insanity: ...

Modern day Howard Hughes??

Wait .... WUT?!?!?! At this level, I really don't think there's anybody out there NOT trying. "Trying" doesn't automatically guarantee a...

Seems like Fat Packing should refer to increasing one's fat storage, no??? Or .... is it some weird code for fudge packing?!??!!?

Wait ,,,, how old is El Hefe?!?!

Not good; definitely make sure he has absolutely NO access to any more socks. Otherwise you might be looking at thousands in vet surgery bills, or...

Jeebus; he's 82 now and still performing?? He was still killing it in his 70s, but I hope he quits while he's still ahead. BB didn't and the last...

Build kicker, program for warp speed?