Wait ........ WTF?!?!??!

I'm hoping for a public uprising, balcony hanging of all oligarchs + Putin and his inner circle, and annexation by Lithuania.

You've come to the right/wrong place ........

It'a all pretty hazy but the first album I remember paying for was the Kinks Face to Face; still crank it for Sunny Afternoon if it pops up.

Well ..... this changes everything. Can still blame my wife's hair, though

Veteran Russian UN diplomate shits on Putin's insanity: ...

Modern day Howard Hughes??

Wait .... WUT?!?!?! At this level, I really don't think there's anybody out there NOT trying. "Trying" doesn't automatically guarantee a...

Seems like Fat Packing should refer to increasing one's fat storage, no??? Or .... is it some weird code for fudge packing?!??!!?

Wait ,,,, how old is El Hefe?!?!

Not good; definitely make sure he has absolutely NO access to any more socks. Otherwise you might be looking at thousands in vet surgery bills, or...

Jeebus; he's 82 now and still performing?? He was still killing it in his 70s, but I hope he quits while he's still ahead. BB didn't and the last...

Build kicker, program for warp speed?

Nope; Nope; motherhood not required, nor is fucking.

Skynet has that, you should talk to them.

While I definitely appreciate a young physically attractive woman, I generally can't stand to be around them physically for more than a few minutes...

Go ahead, pet it on the nose .......

Ha - good one. Sounds mildly amusing, but I can feel the anti-sexism screams already. Why is she-hulk not ..... hulky, but instead trim and hawt?

You mean, like Jimmy Buckets bad?? No.