JFC you sniveling wankers, you could all be burning instead of just rubbing your tender eyes.

Oh Jeebus .... vibes.

Sounds like a Boebert move.

Well done Sir!!!

Yabbut ..... it's the UNdangerous machinery that gets you every time.

If by unhappy you mean getting all disgruntled and shooting all their office mates with their legally (maybe) purchased MilSpec rifle, then yeah, not...

Yeah, like with the skid marks?!?!? .... said the Geezer.

Nice artificial reef ..... or are those bags of beer cooling off??

No one/nothing - animal, plant, mineral, planet, sun, universe "asks" to be born. Has nothing to do with being able to achieving hard wired,...

Couple of truly dignified longhairs you got there.

Amputate. It's the only sane option.

Seems a little broad; I mean, there are areas in CA that don't burn. Death Valley, for example.

Imma wash m'ass in the dishwasher. How should I load it, up or down?

Precious bodily fluids. Hoping Mikey ends up with full blown AIDS and a MERS infection that eats his lower body (starting at his eyebrows).

Somebody get that poor lady a sammich.

Any one ever get a fork tine under under the fingernail? Not recommended.

If by "on edge" you mean leaning on each other at ~45 degrees, then fine. 90 degree edge loading is right out, however.

Shouldn't the wheel box be a giant X then??