We all talk to our dogs. And they respond by licking your eyeballs. Who has pink eye?

That's mean. Just like cucumbers.

Lots of good advice. Take your time, get YOUR dog, not your son's .... in fact, see if you can trade your son for the dog. Upgrade. The Boxador...

Yabbut ...... Mary's eyes are the ones looking at yer peter.

The trick is to not hold on for dear life. It was 4 guys and I was impressed that they could even pick her up - 200+ pounds and slimy.

Ha! You're wrong ..... 993!

That's diabolical. .... but it should be on the upper shelf.

Oh, I'm sure it's been tried/done. Speaking of whaley fish, in my previous incarnation I worked a lot with sturgeon: caught some thieves trying to...

Imma bust a cat in yo ass.

Weed wack that MF.

I'm 24 hours out from Moderna #2, and have to say I'm pleasantly surprised/relieved - unless it kicks in shortly, seems like I'm (almost) good to...