It was a Golden Time, a Time destined to be obliterated by the greed and venality of ..... pretty much every one.

The concept of "never fuck crazy" would seem to apply here, and yet ....... how many progeny does Elbert have?? And do they have any kind of sane...

Well ...... GEEZER ...... duh.

Excellent point.

Tried to recover his wedding ring out of a jet liner toilet?

97 years old ..... almost as old as me. Not much climate change in the remains minutes of life? You youngsters are a bit slow.

Starting to hear wishful thinking (as in not a whisper from Scarpa) that the new improved TX Comp will follow in '25 or '26. Reserving judgement.

Yabbut ...... your 97.

This is why I wear a helmet when sitting down to pee, or pooping standing up.

I, for one, welcome the fast approaching switch to all indoor skiing in climate controlled buildings.

Well, hyper loops have been known to warp time ........

What's a "specialized" car? Are those armored cars? Tanks, maybe???

Neuralink????

Oh, I wouldn't go quite that far ...... https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/big_mommas_house He does have an amazing history, though, starting in...

It's the thousands of clueless adolescents trying to get PM privileges to sell stolen swag.

If you're sliding faster than 5 mph your head won't melt even if it's in the 70s. For those non-sliding times, remove.

Everyone knows the sink is for pooping.

Any one who's had abdominal/thoracic surgery has at least 2 or three. I do. When can we start discussing the things that start to happen well...

Pretty sure that's Ronald Reagan.

Yeah, that's who I should a said.

That phrase irresistibly pulls me towards ...... elephantiasis.

Way to score!!!

Warning: do NOT release the sphincter until mid-way through a massive huck.