Cancel the order unless they take 50% off for pain and suffering, not to mention lost revenue.

Regarding fat Chinese tourists: Competition is good. Regarding the Orange Jesus: you can only avoid time for so long. Sooner or later ..... which...

Yawn. Wake mw when the chatborgs start asking questions instead of just answering them.

Weird. My wife swears everyone in the entire world except her has a nail in their forehead.

Good news - skiing is alive and well!

Hairy moran.

So ..... we're all tongue-less, right??

Ha! Have you seen Lena in Dredd? Now THAT'S a face! Re Beacon 23, I'm getting irritated at the juvenile plot shenanigans. I guess it's to be...

Ah, the Joy of Christmas!!!!

... unless HE'S the govmint/poltickler. Ultimately, the enablers (rich and poor , smart and stupid ) will be the death of us all because .........

Wait ..... that's not a buffalo ..... IT'S A MF T. REX!!!!!!

6-9. The universal code.

Not seeing any kicking, or boxing, but ...... how can I invest?

Please ... all of you with kitties in the Xmas tree post immediately, so I can be tempted to let the outdoor kitties in for the holidays!

Her left hand in the middle shot had me fooled for a horrifying minute.

It was a Golden Time, a Time destined to be obliterated by the greed and venality of ..... pretty much every one.

The concept of "never fuck crazy" would seem to apply here, and yet ....... how many progeny does Elbert have?? And do they have any kind of sane...

Well ...... GEEZER ...... duh.

Excellent point.

Tried to recover his wedding ring out of a jet liner toilet?

97 years old ..... almost as old as me. Not much climate change in the remains minutes of life? You youngsters are a bit slow.

Starting to hear wishful thinking (as in not a whisper from Scarpa) that the new improved TX Comp will follow in '25 or '26. Reserving judgement.

Yabbut ...... your 97.

This is why I wear a helmet when sitting down to pee, or pooping standing up.

I, for one, welcome the fast approaching switch to all indoor skiing in climate controlled buildings.

Well, hyper loops have been known to warp time ........

What's a "specialized" car? Are those armored cars? Tanks, maybe???

Neuralink????

Oh, I wouldn't go quite that far ...... https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/big_mommas_house He does have an amazing history, though, starting in...