All time winner for false equivalencies; way to go.

One could almost think obesity was ...... transmissible. Which I suppose it is, but genetically??

You're right - invasion success!! We don need no steeeenkn lizards!

Probably unobtainable objective: locate a queen split adjustable frame. Can't fit a king into our current sleeping room, nor will two adjustable...

Yeah .... not a cat from planet earth.

Based on my objective evaluation, we seem to be drastically undercounting the the spousal murder due to homicidal rage count.

For those that have been hacked: didi you discover the fraud, or did the cc company? I've been hacked 3 times: the first two times the cc company...

Imma guess .... penis shaped sponge?

You make your dogs clean up after the raccoons hit the trash?!?!?