Seems a little broad; I mean, there are areas in CA that don't burn. Death Valley, for example.

Imma wash m'ass in the dishwasher. How should I load it, up or down?

Precious bodily fluids. Hoping Mikey ends up with full blown AIDS and a MERS infection that eats his lower body (starting at his eyebrows).

Somebody get that poor lady a sammich.

Any one ever get a fork tine under under the fingernail? Not recommended.

If by "on edge" you mean leaning on each other at ~45 degrees, then fine. 90 degree edge loading is right out, however.

Shouldn't the wheel box be a giant X then??

Well, for starters, they gotta get some of those tapered pants.

I volunteer to be wild.

This is why suicide has become an epidemic.

Very good/thought provoking - Thanks!

So .... if the angry herd came back and trampled the guy to death, it would better fit the narrative, but unintended consequences have further...

Wait .... Dog yogurt??

So .... the Venn diagram comparing Floridians and POS is pretty darn near one circle, right?

Hey, if you're rocking' the hirsute, fo sure. And there's always latex.

One thin layer of lycra covering everything.

Apparently, reality has expired, and we all exist in a Jerry Springer show now.

Coming soon to a theater near you: "PAWS!!"