If ma'am is to miss, sir is to ? I thought it was Miss to Mrs. But then men are always Mr?

There's "betty" but that implies hotness. Also I'm pretty sure women never used it themselves, just dudes...

Dear isn't as bad as to me sweetie/sweetheart/honey/hon/darling but it probably does bother some people. It's actually kind of sad.. I had this...

Dude, I offered them up to you at Anthony Lakes, you turned them down

No. He does not.

I completely and 100% agree. Before I drove the bus, I would have been completely opposed to jail time but I feel like it's got to suck more than it...

How does one locate naked nymphs to dance with in rural central Oregon?

<Anecdote1> I worked at my dad's business during summers as a teenager. Going home after work took us through Portland's skid road area. I can...

^^^From the girl's ski bin at The Gold Mine in Ketchum

Many of the homeless are a result of the opiate crisis so the entities responsible there need to step up. We have the same problem in Bellingham....

And your vision problem. Your glasses should have a little note in the corner that sez “objects are smaller than they appear”

Not anti-progress. Just anti-stupid responses that won’t make a difference. I’ve seen the immediate aftermath of three dismounts > 10’ in just...

You switched from unwanted touch to "hitting on". When men stop raping and murdering women then we can talk about not being intimidated by...

Yesterday was another shitty day for Murph Dog.

I take it this happened when Q was little? And I’m guessing you had some harsh words for this douche. Packs are a big hazard on lifts IMO. ...

Danno, from that article, it sounds like going into the pit when loading, or biting it on the offload ramp, comprises the majority of the 227...

OK, so how many people do you know that have fallen out of chairs?

How we turned out is beside the point. Point is, we survived to adulthood despite lack of safety bars. Old Goat sez he only rode rope tows, and I...

I kinda wonder how bunion, old goat, me and the other “seasoned veterans” on this board ever survived with only fixed grip doubles and no safety...

Yeah. Update. I have been recording EVERY TIME I leave. Mostly there is no barking. Once there was 2 incidences of less than 30 seconds...

Yup. Just like the kids that say it wasn't me! It was my friend! Then choose your friends more wisely. Anyone ever read The Art of Racing...

This is what you do when the frozen snow from the morning has melted wont hold your doggone anymore. Kinda reminded me of sandbag get ups.

Murphy had a really shitty day today.

An icon of the guitar. When I found out his father was Lebanese, the sound made perfect sense - just add reverb RIP

I still suck. No matter how hard I try.

It’s not a safety bar y’all, it’s a footrest, a footrest 0zeCG8_zPpQ

Yup. I'm the biggest asshole in the world.