a boater and a cane and your the fkn guy from the Simpsons "Monorail" episode stuff it in your basshole

J.D. Martinez opens his Dodger account with an RBI Missed driving in Mookie by one AB as the Fresh Prince had brought him home right before

Thank y'all for increasing my tarpcabulary. Look forward to putting it to use in my Upstate travels this summer.

Indeed, Dodgers tambien wish y'all played the Giants every game. Those Jays are going to be tough

I must of slept through the part of Moneyball where Brad Pitt told us No Hitters dont really matter

Next up, why Sandy Koufax and Steve Carlton were overrated and CC Sabathia is the greatest left-hander ever based on advanced metrics by...

Happy cold ass opening day from the North East where it's below freezing in the Bronx and Boston and should hit a balmy mid 40s by first pitch.... ...

Only pitcher you could convince me was better than Nolan Ryan is Bob Gibson Half your list AND Randy Johnson are in the doc paying homage to Nolan...

Aka "clear as fk"

Andor was rad for me but a bit slow for kid. Teams of Mandalorians whupping some Pirate ass cuz Lando asked them too? That's everybody's speed.

Mandalorian is total fan service. I am a fan since1977 and that Pirate episode serviced me in so many ways. My 9 yo is a huge fan, knows more...

Davey Lopes will punch those nerds in the nose if hes the base coach.

its been there since I started in the 80s Likely around 1946?

all this! ALso not a fan of the larger bases as there are records at stake and Rick Henderson will say "Ricky Henderson didn't need big bases to be...

one my buddy Jake, former patroller and now Avie and patrol/dog trainer says a lot " people dont rise to the occasion, they fail to the level of...

one upside is it wont give the cheating fucking Astros the time to read the sign and communicate it to their hitters.

watched the Facing Nolan documentary on the plane this week and holy cow. Nolan Ryan may be the GOAT, but not one Cy Young. Show's awards are...

I'm a bit terrified

Watch Waco on Netflix, you see the beginning of the "govmnt comin to take our Christian guns" dogma

Holy shit. Never ever seen Snowbird completely shut down... Odd weekend but . My son got a 1st tram on a 2 ft+ day. Gpt interlodged a lot. We...