free headbands?!? gonna be a good day!

sold my buddy a fuckin’ sweet 1984 ford escort in ‘97 for $400 and some mushrooms. saw him a few months later and the quarter glass window was...

yeah, brought my swimmin’ skivvies for nothing…

brochure photo… the upstate reality…

sharks are hungry though… fact.

Wasn’t all that bad. Granted I did spend the night in the fucking parking lot so I was there for damn early. But there was hardly anybody there until...

it’ll be alright… just enough to chase the crowds away… skiing will still be fun. fact.

yeah, one of the nice things about government work, you don’t have to give a shit about what the fuck happens if you’re not there when it happens… ...

gigity

​ And the sign says "long hair freaky people need not apply" fact.

canal still full? check. skies still cloudy? check. all is well in teh upstates… facts

cheapest thing on the shelf… aw jeez. time to hit the breakfast pockets….

latvia know the score.

nice day!

Seriously dude, how many fucking times do you need your heart blessed?

rust never sleeps… fact.

if a nozzle catch a nozzle, coming through the rye….

gold is within your grasp!

what if the pilot is a dolphin?.?.. does he still counter rotate whilst turning.!?

ya got ticks in the house…