no, they’re shriners.

fuck you.

imma gonna join the shriners…

that shit didn’t help much when they came to burn down the White House in 1812.

Have you checked out Canadian divorce laws? That’s quite the binding contract in that country.

you got a better chance of catching the train to hogwarts than getting permanent resident status in the switzerlands… fact.

thinking ‘bout a vasectomy? save the time, hassle and expense and do your own fucking vasectomy…

Pretty sure there are dozens of daily flights from Dallas Fort Worth to Vegas.

It doesn’t seem like any of the safe places that also have snow are easy to move to.

high value and high tech yet highly dependent on resources from a known enemy.

pretty sweet sunset over the old gravel pit tonight… fact.

$100,000,000.00 and no ski racks or tuning room? fuckin' posers... and what the fuck is with that statue of a dude jerkin off?

how the fuck does that even happen? now i gotta go find some caulk on a holiday…

remember, when you go back to work at that ski area this winter, snowmaking at night means skiing all day. fact.

yer pet rock is hudge...

vanlife.!.?

i dunno... guess ima gonna havta see one of them snowblowers workin' it before i can confidently lay out the cash to do battle with a couple of feet...

OK, I got ask about the snow blower. How well does that work? How long does the battery last in the cold? And how cold can you use that battery? I...

have you tried the Cooks recipe? pretty easy and straight forward. ...

the first is still the best… fact.

hidey cat in plain sight.

Funny how this sack of shits random mudderings carry any weight at all.

It’s almost like she didn’t think this through at all.

the Horn Dorset is like a stream of bat piss… it shines out like a shaft a gold when all around is dark. fact.

yeah, the name is fairly ironic seeing as how phoenix did not so much rise from the ashes as just wallow deep in them…. upstate fact.

aw, benny was alright… ‘cept when he wasn’t.