Usually start a fire like that with a roman candle. Just saying.

Me too

I'm sick. Can't really move. Gonna go sit in the sun for a while once I get off the shitter. But can you tell me about the weedwhacker 3 years on?...

Just the tip. 8)

How long before a further price drop on a 15? The base 16 pre-order is $799. The base 15 is $699. Android is a non-starter for my wife. We can...

That's the implication.

I'm the opposite. Sick and testing negative. Took a day five test, still negative. Three tests all negative. And a swab up my nose feels good...

Them Duke boys is at it agin!

How's it holding up? What's the electric weedwhacker to buy these days?

Shit. I'm. 55 too. That means I'm also the same age as old people. Shit.

Be sure to let them know not to apply it in the store. Bahaha.

Lol

I hate Walmart's site. It's like Amazon marketplace only worse in terms of who is actually selling you the crap. I always use the filters and check...

In today's world of 2024, I am of the strong opinion that avid collectors, especially new ones, are in fact neo Nazis. I think the only responsible...

I believe the consensus was that Lemmy was a true collector and not a neo-nazi fetishist that would like to see a fourth Reich.

Happy birthday.

Sunshine on your face won't make you happy. She'll give you herpes.

I have up on consumer reports a long time ago. I had a bunch of their recommendations turn out to be utter crap.

I use an ATM in Euroland.

I can relate.

Correct. Until some neo-nazi gets his hands on it, then it changes.

My kid got a better money offer from WPI, RPI was more than he wanted to pay.

Thanks! You too, heal up! Tests on day one and three both negative. The test instructions say I don't have to test on day five after two...

I hate seasonal viruses.

Day 3 of a miserable head cold with some body aches, sore throat, and the occasional loose movements. Still testing negative for the 'rona. I wonder...

No cole slaw??? Fried chicken better damn well come with cole slaw.

I like French door top Fridge, bottom slide out freezer. Here the kicker: middle flex drawer. So there are three compartments. That separate...

I like Saranac root beer. Does that count?

You need to stop trying to be right on this one.

That sounds like quite a scene.